Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
nomorewhoppers 0
stupid grannies think they know everything we dont step into there biz and call them out for wearing pampers they need to step off and shut the hell up that grandma had 500 years to learn that
skrotty 0
thats a compliment! would u have rather her say "what the hell are you having a baby for at 50?" or "thats a lovely great grandchild you have there?"
XXtayl0r_m0XX 0
thats actually good, that means when your 35 you'll look 26! so be happy sweetheart! dont fml!
sarah2144 14
So? Just tell her, "And if you learned to not make assumptions, you wouldn't have just stuck your foot in your mouth. I'm 25 years old, you cow."
mikk 3
when you will be closer to 30, you will start to be very happy of looking younger. I think this is not a FML.
Youd_laugh_2 0
Respond with a good solid "and if you knew how to think before speaking, you post menopausal bitch, maybe you wouldn't be a fifty year old virgin." (Okay, that might be a bit much)
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
I would've responded: if everyone were horrible & nosey like u, the world would be such a bitter place...speaking of which...did anyone question when u had ur legs open?!?
sj_fml 0
I would see that as a complement :P
DotDootyDot 17
As much that it sucks being yelled at, in the future you'll love when people keep thinking you're waaaaaay younger than you really are!
FruitSalad4225 0
Did you correct her?