Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
Natatat 0
That sucks that she thinks your 16, but **** that old lady is awsome!! HAHAHA that made me LOL so bad!
wambamtysam 0
it is an fml. it's flattering to look young but not to look like a damn 16 year old child. that's not hot, it's unfortunate. but old people can hardly see anyway.
majestydivine_fml 0
I can't help but think that's when you should have had the back bone to correct her a tell the old bitch to mind her own damn business, although looking nine years younger than you are is always nice.
scateice 0
My response would be something like," I'm 25, stupid BITCH." Hahahahahahhahahha, sweet payback.
iSmellNice 2
I swear I've seen this before...
Bansheethekilla 2
i would have said" You know what, im 25 you bitch. and keep stuff like that to yourself you judgemental *****". then i would have capped her ass. i would do the same thing if that happened to my mom.
HelloAllieKitty 2
actually, in the 1600s, girls were intended to have children around 14-19. it's weird now, but back then it was the way things went. so yay for you looking like you still have your youth :D xoxo
perdix 31
Tell her if she opened her legs, we'd all choke on the dust and the flies.
omghehehe 0
lol. That reminds me of this OLD lady I saw yesterday. She was fully bending over with a very short skirt and no panties!! :D I was staring at her and didn't know what the hell I was looking at!! Was it a man or a woman?? It took me a good 15 seconds and my GF to figure it out!! It was very strange looking!! hahahaha Sorry, I had to share. It was extremely gross! :D Yeah, people can be judgmental. Something like that happened to me when I was caring for my twin sisters. The looks I would get!! At least they kept their mouth shut!
Red_Bull_yay 0
think about this in the long run... when your 50 you'll look 40! Isn't that a good thing?
muffinsareyummy 1
i'd take that as a compliment. you look young. embrace it.