Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
ninja4life 0
look on the bright side you look young. she was just speaking the truth i know someone that goes to my school that is pregnant and she is 16
catatonicsleep 17
This sounds like something that could happen to me, I'm 22 but people think I'm still at school, one lady thought I was 15
Carbonchild 0
Hey, look on the bright side, one day when you visit your little one at college folks will think you're her big Sis. Believe me when you're forty, that is all win.
cmac86 24
you're still too young to have a baby.
saviisneat 0
Are you retarded? 25 is a decent age. Even 24 when she was probably first pregnant. People forget that our bodies are actually made to have children when we are around 16-20. The older a women gets, the older the eggs get. You are very ignorant.
blastvortex 4
Haha. So she unintentionally complimented you. Rock on! Oh, wait... you already did! xD #127: Don't pay any attention to #126. You're only encouraging him/her/whatever.
grrrarrrg2 2
That old woman was a twat but if you look nearly 10 years younger than you are thats gonna kick ass the older you get.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
at least u can still pass as 16
noshitsherlock 0
what a stupid old bitch. That happened to me once. I was ****** BABYSITTING - as in NOT MY KID, OLD BITCH.
judemeister 0
i've never had anyone say anything to my face, but i'm sixteen and i have two little brothers (aged four and one) and people give me the dirtiest looks all the time when they see me with them. if i were you, i would have said "I'm 25, you old hag. Just because you've never looked this good, there's no need to be so incredibly rude and ignorant. Piss off and play bingo." xD
xianwei 0
i think you should be happy at getting this compliment though =)