Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
kitkatkelly 0
No, no it's not. What kind of 25-year-old wants to look 16?
neonokku 0
it is a compliment
Caayouteepie 0
in this society, youngers better than older.
nam3 0
charlie blew me
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, see, with 16 and such comes the stigma of being a stupid teen, or in OP's case a little *****. That is why it's not a compliment.
FarSide 23
Hell, if you learned to keep your legs closed, you won't be a mother at 16, 25, or 95...
beastly13 0
oh shit farside u win. maybe thats why the old bitch is , well, bitchy
Obelia 3
this is actually to Farside's and also beastly13's posts.....Amen lol
Reyo 2
That's when you show her your wedding ring since you CLEARLY had the baby when you were married, and thus responsible enough to have one and not with some possible fleeting romance, right?
DameGreyWulf 1
Ohhh snap, Reyo. Nice.
brutallyhonest24 0
trust me looking young will really come in handy when you are in your mid 30's or so, this isnt a fml at all
crazytoaster 2
Personally, i think the OP should've went off at the old bitch. Uncalled for violence FTW!
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
^ agreed. you should start looking older though if it's an fml fo ya xD
ZleveL 0
atleast when she's 40 she'll look 31 ;)
Tweety122888 0
y id op a *****? she's 25
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
25 is still kinda of young so I kinda agree with her.
SpicyDuck 22
Your early 20's is a perfect time to start raising a family. That way you don't have to leave your, hopefully, secure job later on. your kids will be old enough to be taken care of by others while you can provide them with a future.
hawtchick111 0
what's wrong with not being married and having a baby? prude..
ohmygaaawsh29 0
It's frankly none of her business. People like this annoy the **** out of me.
Ever123 0
Uh most 25 year olds idiot.
infaith 5
Amen 284.... And they said the old were wise... all the old woman did was criticized, and assumed... the old woman is a sturborn bitch IMO. you did nothing wrong OP :)
kat12856 4
Reyo - You're just as bad as the old lady. **** you. You don't know her situation and even if you did, you have no right to judge what's right or wrong.
beastly13 0
sux. heres a waffle (>'')># spread the word!
alex_vik 1
That's a ****** up waffle.
allie2590 31
Agreed.
earthzebracheese 0
how is that a waffle?
WhatANoob 0
(#) my waffles bettar
CitizenSnipz 0
[]<("<) there's some maple syrup / pringles / a brick to go with ya waffle :D
HisAngel6511 11
^ Win. XD
Jiplo 18
Her, have a juice box! (it's 100% juice cus it's AWESOME) (>")>[|]
loopsy_fml 14
I don't get it... How is that a waffle? Or maple syrup? Or a juice box? And what does this have to do with the fml?
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Comfort food for OP
Person1233 13
Should have kicked the bitch down, then do a choke-hold on her neck with your legs. Or ignored her and continued on with your day. You probably would have forgot about it within ... an hour..?
No_Heart 0
Three seconds if she is a goldfish..................which i'm prety sure she is.
go_rangers 0
There is more than one type of memory. There are people with brain lesions or surgery (google HM) that cannot form new memories about facts, so if you meet him and leave the room and come back in, he will have no memory of having met you before. But their procedural memory is intact... they can remember how to do things. HM learned to play the piano after his surgeries, even though he didn't remember ever being taught how to play the piano. I'd imagine the goldfish phenomenon is similar. :)
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Aw. Well, hopefully you corrected her! Rude people like that deserve to be put in their places.
stupiddumbblonde 0
ehhhh that was a compliment. I think. bahahahhahah
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
jloveee 0
exactly what i was thinking!
deanna_marie 0
Amen to that... I'd have told her off.
scarletdragonfly 5
I know! She can't just go assuming things.
pentameter 0
Even though that was ridiculously rude of her, I don't see how this is an FML--you were just told you look nine years younger than you are.
dudeitsdanny 10
That's not a compliment till you're 27 and look 18 =) But OP: The woman's a dumbass. You should have gone Chuck Norris on her ass
greenltrn2003 0
dude, you just set this up to be the best comment stream ever. s'go! Did you know Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ....twice.
JTMan95 0
Chuck Norris beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest. (I made that up) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three moves.
dinosaursmoo 0
So what if Jesus could walk on water? Chuck Norris can swim through land.
avoidthegirl 6
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the World Series of Poker despite holding just a joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs and a green #4 from the game Uno.
Spitfire86 0
LMAO, ok THAT one was awesome!
only_username_I_ 0
There's a joke that says when Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is ridiculous. Everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't fall.
DameGreyWulf 1
Chuck Norris Facts died for me when he got so stupid about the one about evolution. "Yeah that's funny BUT YOU KNOW THE LORD ALL MIGHTY GOD..."
Darrus 0
God: Let there be light! Chuck Norris: Say Please!
TedFreakingBundy 0
the boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris.
greenltrn2003 0
#54,61 rotfl...never heard those before Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
TheQuiet 2
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
bunnywuffles 0
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
greenltrn2003 0
If Chuck Norris dies it wont be because of weakness...it'll only be because he's never tried it before
Turtles_rock 0
Is that a comliment or an insult idk
greenltrn2003 0
Downside...she called you a *****. Upside you still look like jailbait! I say take it as a win and get a plaid miniskirt
MoonyIce 0
I sure hope you set her straight. Seriously, I wouldn't let someone walk away after saying something like that to me.