Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
Meme1988 18
its every woman's dream!! to never get old!! whats wrong with you?!
TheButler 0
Reminds me, i was getting on the bus yesterday and i stopped about a metre behind this old women in front, she then suddenly turns round and shouts REALLY loudly so everyone near by would here "excuse me i've been waiting longer you idiot" (which they hadn't) to which i replied "im waiting behind you wat the **** is your problem" :P then some chavy lady with a pram starts having a go! WTF?
kibbleznbitz0 0
and to that you respond "and if you old bats learned how to wear glasses you would realize i am 25"
RefinedMotion 0
I was a mother at 17. If that woman would have said that to me it wouldn't have ended well. How can she think its okay to say something like that? to someone she doesnt know! It's like when old ladies come up and try and wrap the blanket around your kid tighter or something. dont touch my child you creeps.
RefinedMotion 0
Also, i do think it's not bad that she thought you looked younger, and you know old people never know what they are talking about. They can't see right. BUT i do think the bitch was completely out of line anyways.
themixedt4pe 0
News flash! "You're a teenage *****" is in NO WAY a compliment. Sorry.
themixedt4pe 0
And someone said this already, but NO ONE wants to look 16. Teenagers are stereotyped up and down. I can't think of much that would be more annoying than people treating me like an incompetent, impatient, teenage ****/delinquent until I'm 30. Not to mention that if you look under 21 you're going to be denied all sorts of things that you are legally entitled to. After all, no one wants to get in trouble for serving alcohol to someone they suspect has a fake ID, etc. People want to look like they're 21 or so to avoid exactly these types of issues.
thecoldhardtruth 0
oh noes a stranger said something mean about u! w/e will u do! strangers r dicks forget what theys say, oh and the part about the woman being old makes it even better, since older people r the most racist people alive. high five on lookin good!
lolhahahahhahaaa 0
everyone is saying it's a good thing she looks young but the lady just insulted her and I bet other people heard that girl has no right to be a bitch like that to a random person that girl is a ******* mother ****** punch her in the ******* face
justplainmean 0
i would be super pissed off at that old bitch. i would have told her to mind her own ******* business. and then told her you were 25, besides, who cares if you were 16, that kind of stuff happens all the time in todays world and that old **** has no right to insult you like that.
Luna_the_Loser 0
I wouldn't say F your life, but F her for being a judgmental old bitch.