Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
MoradoJess 0
Look on the bright side; you have a beautiful daughter and still look younger than you are (I'm sure you'll appreciate this more as you get older)
boojenn 0
nobody gave a shit when our grandparents had kids at the ripe old age of 16-22. 25 years later it looked down apon hypocrites.
Cristaderzi 0
Exactly they dont want us repeating thier mistakes! So like I said LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS! Most of the tine they are right!!!
SelfTitledAlbum 0
No. Stop talking. Elders are people too, and they're not always right. Learn to think for yourself, and maybe you'll understand.
Key_of_Heart 0
well it's good tht she thinks u look young! i bet that'll b helpful in the future when ur older ^^
Tossup 0
Exactly! This is not a compliment, and I'm scared of the women who say that it is. Really? You want to look 16? Do you remember what you were like at 16??? You want people to think you're like that because of how you look?
kazkazkazkaz 0
What a miserable old bitch. Evven if you were 16, it's none of her ******* business :/ And yes, looking young will be useful in the future...when you're 40. Not when you're 25. I've been refused service in liquor stores and bars because I apparently looked underage despite having multiple forms of ID (now that I've cut my hair and dyed it dark I look older :D )
pinkprincess9113 0
If I were the OP I'd have been like "Well it's easy to keep your legs closed when no one's trying to get in between them...oh wait, you know what that's like. By the way I'm 25."
batosai33 0
and if old ladies would learn to keep their mouths shut they wouldnt look like they got lost from the nursing home. "hello nursing home i think one of your patients has escaped. yes, the grocery store, yea she is yelling at me calling me a *****, no i have never seen her before. your on the way? thanks"
TheButler 0
Ahahahahahaha you joker... that's actualy a good idea im gonna do that :D
omgmylifeisfed97 0
lmao.. i'd rather be younger than older, last year when my grandma was in the hospital the nurse asked me what collage i was going to. im gonna be 13:'( lmaoo
litzner_2013 0
thats a compliment! she is saying you look young!