Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
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Lost Reggie 22
Still pretty young, but even if you were 15, Grandma Moses had no business saying anything.
FluffythePink 23
"and if you all weren't such vicious bitches, we wouldn't have so much of a problem with Boomers, now **** off out of my face and contemplate all aspects of Judge not lest ye be judged yourself. Have a nice day."
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Comments (6)
FluffythePink 23
"and if you all weren't such vicious bitches, we wouldn't have so much of a problem with Boomers, now **** off out of my face and contemplate all aspects of Judge not lest ye be judged yourself. Have a nice day."
smoochmysnoot 6
Old bitty needs a muzzle, especially in public.
Lost Reggie 22
Still pretty young, but even if you were 15, Grandma Moses had no business saying anything.
Wadlaen 24
Although I don't think it was a fitting thing for her to say, in a way she still has a point at eighteen too...
suntrkr 9
none of her business. thank you for choosing to keep your baby and having the courage to be a mom. good luck
roryab 8
thats not much better lol