Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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myxcure 2
You didn't take your purse with you?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.
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Comments (182)
anakaren_831 1
he wanted you to remember him
tree07 1
lol i like ur comment **** all the haters who thumbed down
disney_blonde 16
Why would you leave your purse with someone you just met?
ryrosmiles 0
D: why didn't you bring your purse with you? ._.
wisericky 12
Thats why you need pockets. Noone can steal nothing out of your pockets nowhere!
simply_improper 1
havent you heard of pick pocketers?
ingabish 0
I got my mobile phone stolen out of my pocket in a mosh pit
wisericky 12
i lock my pockets and keep the key in a fake tooth, noone robs my shit.
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a dude and I know you don't leave your purse.
sweetcoolgirl123 0
wow!! that sucks
randomreader2315 4
my thoughts exactly...no matter who I am with, I ALWAYS take my purse with me if I get up, it's a good habit to learn. Sorry to hear your misfortune OP :(
madisonsings 0
wow that sucks...he must have really hated you. or maybe he's just a douche :P
PeachyJinx 7
YDI lol I can't even feel bad.
MalaInsane_11 0
you know! lmao! who the f*ck does that?!
jerilyn333a 0
that sucks. try taking your purse next time. or if you have a cell phone in there or if he gave you his cell number over online or something try asking the cops to track it