Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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myxcure 2
You didn't take your purse with you?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.
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Comments (182)
Offensive_fml 4
A woman going to the bathroom without her purse is like a douche bag going without his earrings to a party.
amadan 0
I say your life sucks, but leaving your stuff with a stranger isn't too clever.
nani11 0
yup! thats what you get for leaving your purse.. idiot..
Evolution95 0
today, i went on a blind date to find an ugly woman. when she went to the bathroom, i stole her purse. it was empty. FML
xbella 8
why would you leave your purse, YDI!
misskris308 0
note to self: never leave ur purse alone with a stranger
katyRaWr 0
you seriously left your purse at the table?? why wouldn't you take it with you?! duhhh....
parxxx 0
maybe he thought u were blind
madseewhy 3
uh.. you probably should keep your purse close wherever you go
Fmlsomuch133 0
Blind date so u dont knw him n u leave ur purse there.. Sux but u kinda deserve it... Dont trust sum1 u just met... Really u should trust even people u think u knw.. The world is full of jerks