Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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myxcure 2
You didn't take your purse with you?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.
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Comments (182)
TraceCase_ 19
You sure you went back to the right table, OP?
geeksaresexy 18
Oh man! That would be hilarious! Especially if they'd been set up by a mutual friend. Could you imagine the conversation after!
grdianknight 0
was this set up by a friend, or through the internet?
CitrusGirl 0
Never leave your purse at the table.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No sympathy. You always take your purse with you when you don't know the person you're with well enough to trust them. I even take my purse when I'm with people I trust, most of the time. You just never know. YDI
jjames67 4
that's why the purse goes with you to the bathroom. YDI
GuidoCheese 0
Why do people even go on blind dates? I mean, most of them end up in disastrous events. Also, you never know who the stranger's true intentions are. Be more careful next time OP
IscoreOnU 19
Well you at least know his name right? To report
CyNommy 4
Only if he used his real name.
ydnar 5
My wife and I have been married for over 32 years and when we're out on a "date" she still takes her purse with her to the bathroom. YDI
DomesticAngel 14
Always carry your purse OP!!! Otherwise that will happen....
christiecakes 0
maybe he thought it was his