Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Top comments
realeah 4
Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.
wallandpiece 16
Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?
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Comments (127)
Huey_Freeman 4
I took one look at this FML, said "nope", and walked away.
wallandpiece 16
Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?
ohmandapants 17
But clearly not, since you're the first comment. So really, you took one look at this FML, tried and failed to be funny, and then walked away.
yourlifesucksHA 14
Your a dumbass!
StoryOfTheYear 15
I took one look at your comment, said "nope", and thumbed it down for lack of sense-making.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Nope, 20, you're* a dumbass.
AssTard 15
I think it's better for her to leave, rather than have to date someone she doesn't like. However, I do think she could have been a whole hell of a lot nicer.
DontClickOnMe 28
47 - But how would she know she doesn't like him if she hasn't even tried to get to know him? I think she should've at least given him a chance and see how things go, then decide whether or not she wants to date him. What she did was just completely rude, but anyway, you dodged a bullet, OP. She seems like a shallow bitch.
dabeast15 7
U sir. Are an asshole
AssTard 15
@56: I completely understand that. I'm not even going to try to justify what I said before because I think I ****** up what I meant. I do feel really bad for OP, and he could have the absolute best personality in the world, but if the female does not find him attractive then she has every right to POLITELY decline a date. I guess that doesn't apply here considering she already accepted the date, blind or not, and should have not been an asshole (kinda like me in that other comment).
ropeandneck 7
mtl, plutot rare sur fml :)
green2go 14
For all we know 56 OP could look like your profile pic
BulldogHoops 14
28- I always get a kick out of that kind of irony. For instance, I frequent ESPN chat rooms. While on one of those, somebody was angry with me and said "your a idiot". That brightened my day.
XxFA1LxX 4
clever comment. and op I guess your date wasn't blind enough..
dejah98 6
We'll she wasn't right of you anyway. Don't let her bring you down.
bwinski 19
OP got lemon-lawed!
B_CeouL 12
Suit-up!
nutcrackers 2
At least OP saved his money of dinner for two!
free2speak 14
Agree with 104. And as much as I want to call her out for a being bitch, she actually did the right thing instead of wasting his time and money if she wasn't into him to begin with. it's always better to be rejected than to think you have a chance, build up hopes and dreams and THEN be rejected.
realeah 4
Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.
desertrose415 8
Ha.. "saw" the opportunity..
allard 14
Ha.. 'Eye saw the opportunity'
CammyGal 26
Harsh :( Sorry, OP. You don't need someone that shallow anyway.
TheSmoothDude 10
TotalMichaelScottMove
notsorandomguy 18
Did she wear a hardhat? Did her neck stretch?
MassiveBerry 9
Haha. I caught the TF2 reference :3
pickles1994 18
Read that like your character would say it in your pic lol
jbsington 8
"You need me. You need me. You need me."
kakarot2 11
Nope.avi
j_cat187 20
Building a sentry
154rct 7
That engie is a spy
slooby_fml 25
you should consider yourself lucky. you dodged a bullet. no one wants to date someone that rude and shallow
Epikouros 32
Ask your waitress if she wants to date you (another night, at another restaurant). Maybe she'll feel pity for you.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Or maybe your life will turn into a real life When Harry Met Sally movie.
007type 26
Your blind date was blinded by your perfection. xD
agonydrum 7
Yeah I doubt that perfection was op's problem
rizzybear 4
You dodged a bullet there bro. You'll be fine. She'll probably find some guy at a club somewhere who fits her standards of perfect looks and minimum wage pay.
loserboii 11
She must be quite a catch herself if she's going on blind dates.