Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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myxcure 2
You didn't take your purse with you?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.
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Comments (182)
Btreasure 8
why would you leave your purse?? I think somebody needs to go back to woman school.
alwaysannaxox 0
since it was a blind date that means someone you know set it up. i'd be making some calls and getting my purse back!
IronBrig4 3
Precisely, Robin. Was it through an online dating service or a coworker, friend, or relative? Find the matchmaker and tell them what happened.
HOLAANNI 6
always take your purse
Disasterpiece864 0
NEEEEEEEEEEVER leave a purse or anything valuable with someone you don't know. Common sense.
cutiesoprano19 4
why would you leave your purse with a man you don't no. if it was a blind date you don't no then so don't trust like that be smarter next time
Landis7 5
What a bastard. You definitely should have taken your purse with you though. Blindly trusting a blind date is bad.
Zainsmommy 0
I agree that you should have taken the purse with you, since u never met this man before. but that doesn't validate him stealing it. it's pathetic that people can't be trusted.
TheMonica 0
And this is why my purse is practically glued to my side. It was a dick move on his part though. Just because you have the opportunity to do something doesn't mean you should. The worst part is he probably used your money to buy a hooker.
victo890 11
don't you bring your purse?!?????
i_luv_u3030 3
uh ur retarded enough to leave ur purse with a stranger