Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
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Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
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mas12806 24
Maybe she took your wallet, & was planning on doing a similar scam w/ this new guy
bloopaloop 27
Be a better date. Part of that is finding better chicks
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Comments (10)
mas12806 24
Maybe she took your wallet, & was planning on doing a similar scam w/ this new guy
bloopaloop 27
Be a better date. Part of that is finding better chicks
tounces7 28
She must have quite the appetite at least, that's for sure.
jk_waks 20
It could have been just a friend she decided to meet to discuss her date with you? Just a positive approach! May be?
abfab5300 13
Maybe she found out how you think restaurant is spelled and ran :P
stormy0307 16
I once went to a girls house to pick her up for a date, her mom answered the door and said she wasn’t home. Thinking I had been ghosted I went to leave, but as I turned another car pulled up and my date got out of that car and stood next to mine. Turns out she was being dropped off from a breakfast date with this other guy, barely made it home in time for me to take her on a lunch date...
Ksweety_fml 27
God gave you a sign.