Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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myxcure 2
You didn't take your purse with you?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.
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Comments (182)
kedakat 0
Your first mistake was not using the restroom before you left for this date. Your second mistake was uh, let's see.. leaving your purse with a complete stranger? YDI
MiuDiorLouboutin 0
YDI don't leave your purse there you ******* idiot!
megz21 0
that's what you get for leaving your purse with a stranger.
kindlystfupls 0
what woman is stupid enough to leave her purse at a table with someone she just met? you're an idiot and YDI
pinkspaceboundro 0
guessing there's not a second date? well whoever set this up would get an ear full, I'd call the cops-
jannie22 0
you have gorgeous eyes!
Notsocharmedlife 0
Fyl cuz ur blind date ditched you but ydi for not taking ur purse with you.
mike3775 39
When I was dating my wife, she never left her purse behind when she went to the bathroom. It wasn't until I asked her to marry me, that she finally trusted me enough to leave her purse behind when she went to the bathroom on a date.
monnanon 14
You married someone who didn't trust you with her purse...thats a bit odd. Once you have known each other for lets say a year as a conservative guessimate then you should have enough trust to leave yr bag with someone.
supaisu 0
that really sucks, but ydi. I would never leave my purse with someone I just met, especially on a blind date.
Starlaone 0
I am so sorry this happened to you. Blind dates are tough enough. You had a bad experience, but not all guys are like this. You'll feel better, just give it some time. And I'm a girl, by the way!