Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's not the way rom-coms works. He'll likely be your dentist, you'll get stuck in an elevator with him, or you'll be invited to his wedding as someone's plus-one. In the last scenario, he ditches his bride at the altar and runs away with you. He remembers your date as absolutely magical and you become the most hated woman in town. The End.
Glitterbaby2613 20
and why didn't you walk out on him, give him a taste of his own medicine
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RichardPencil 32
That's not the way rom-coms works. He'll likely be your dentist, you'll get stuck in an elevator with him, or you'll be invited to his wedding as someone's plus-one. In the last scenario, he ditches his bride at the altar and runs away with you. He remembers your date as absolutely magical and you become the most hated woman in town. The End.
Chazzster 32
It sounds like your date was just not that into you. Unfortunately sometimes that’s something that can happen. While it was inconsiderate on his part, it is better than him telling you the date was off as soon as he spoke with you or jumping out a bathroom window to escape. Not every couple matches up to be a good combination, sometimes we have to just accept it wasn’t meant to be and move on.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
There's a difference between not being into someone and being rude. He could have at least talked to his date rather than looking at his phone all the time.
Glitterbaby2613 20
and why didn't you walk out on him, give him a taste of his own medicine
Hangryko 32
I don't understand why you didn't leave a lot earlier.