Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Buzz kill. Find someone else and have a conversation.
devilsADD 7
Walk around with your eyes closed and chat up the first guy you bump into, it's a blind date after all.
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devildog562 33
Buzz kill. Find someone else and have a conversation.
devilsADD 7
Walk around with your eyes closed and chat up the first guy you bump into, it's a blind date after all.
jride121 8
#8 Hopefully there aren't any low beams nearby.
Enslaved 38
If you keep your eyes closed and hands below waist level, you're sure to bump into a different type of bump.
MeanBeagle 22
at least it wasnt one of those blind dates where you were the one wishing you were blind
devildog562 33
I honestly would rather be deaf then blind. I had a girl ask if anyone put peanut butter in my dimples and lick it off... What the hell! Looks are superficial, while good conversation is deep and wholesome.
DenBriZel 31
I think it means the battery died.
vanessa_tranz 15
#26 Sorry if I'm missing something, but do you mean 'I'd rather be BLIND than DEAF'? You said looks are superficial (hinting that you wouldn't care as much if you couldn't see people), while good conversation is deep and wholesome (hinting that you find it important to be able to hear). Haha I just wanted to point this out, correct me if I'm being stupid.
devildog562 33
I meant as far as dating. I've had a lot of one I just wanted to be rude a and tell them to shut the hell up but don't . I re read it and I see how you could get that. Oh and it's the reciprocal of what you quoted me. I said that referring to the guy above me. Poorly worded on my part. The point was looks don't matter as much as conversation and personality , to a degree .
devildog562 33
Damnit ran out of time to edit. I misread you saying did you mean. Sorry.
homesuckfucker 28
Well, you know now that you showed up at different places, right? So you made contact after the incident. I don't see how your life is negatively impacted by this in any way. You can just reschedule.
supernerd95 17
Exactly... it's not much of an fml!
Sunflower1919 19
At least you hung around long enough to find him!
devildog562 33
Bars always smell,but not as bad as a fart in a jury.
WoldowJR 25
You commented on the wrong FML, bro.
pugpuggy 21
Fu(insert c here)k off!!
WoldowJR 25
Context: the original comment said "did it smell?" Before he realized his mistake and changed it.
pugpuggy 21
#11 For me it just said C! Now my reply makes no ******* sense!
devildog562 33
None of ours are relevant now... No sleep for a week now.
Ichiya 29
noodles. ( thought I would make an irrelevant comment too).
Sunflower1919 19
My bad! Was on the app with no signal and don't know what happened there. #11.. You mean "she" :(
duckie227 22
You're on the Internet. It doesn't matter your gender. To everyone. you're just a nameless person writing comments. Lol
qchris87 17
It wasn't meant to be.
persianjr 15
Thankfully, life doesn't actually work that way
worldclassrager 41
So try again...with better communication...or just don't do blind dates
smithv171 17
So? just meet another time. You guys still talked afterwards
captainsmegma 12
No boom boom for you.
Enslaved 38
"now let me hear you say wayoh"
cricket266 12
"here come the brotha with the offbeat flow"
henrylikestreats 22
How is this a FML? Reschedule. Simple as that.
23lf 16
You're already at a bar, go ahead and meet people!
juststephhere 23
Well hopefully you met some other people! Just make the best of those situations!