goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
coveholli
Perth, Australia
Bad omen
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
dateless
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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betseyville 6
I bet they weren't as ugly as your attitude.
DocBastard 40
How many hot 70-year olds have you ever seen? None, right? Yet, these people continue to be married because smart people understand that looks fade with time. After you become wrinkly, what's left over is your personality. And YOUR personality, sir, is downright hideous.
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dogpup4 23
What? How did this even get on? Am I missing something?
toelie 26
Did you tell your date that? I'm sure she'd have gladly poked your eyes out.
calilovesneb 12
Touché.
Futacy 30
OP, I'm sorry your date wasn't pretty enough to meet your standards. I just want to let you know that I have full sympathy for you and shame on her for being so inconsiderate. All sarcasm aside, OP, you have a real problem, you can't look past what's actually important. It's a blind date, which are basically based off of personality, if you wanted some hot diva chick, then you should've ordered a sex doll. I have no pity for you whatsoever, and if I could, I'd hit the YDI button eight times.
Futacy 30
^ Don't worry about it.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
45- Really? Only eight times?
Metallica36176 16
45, that was beautiful. :) Have you ever considered writing/ becoming an author?
kbtoyz69 9
pineapples Created by Kevin Hart: Means to Stop; Halt; Used to make you not sound like a Bitch. I would recommend using it next time.
Mattpig 15
I feel bad for OP. ugly girls are just hard on the eyes
MagicGiraffe 12
Would any of you date/marry someone you don't find attractive? Of course wouldn't, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If the beholder truly loves somebody, then they will find them attractive.
MagicGiraffe 12
you wouldn't*
Evilpirate 10
Why do you assume it's a she??
WritingWrongs 8
For one thing, WHY does out matter if it's not a "she"; it's still the same concept, I'm sure you can figure it out, quit trying to look "new age". Secondly, I think we can all agree the OP is a total asshole
killer6969 16
2- couldn't have said it better but I have to say somethings do count on how attractive they are but their personality also plays a big role bigger than how good somebody looks
_BruhhGetALife_ 19
98- You act like they can control it? Dumbass. Most people are beautiful, even if just on the inside. Try paying attention to someone's personality, I believe it'll get you farther than looks will.
shadowsorel 15
It's times like these where you realize someone was false advertizing and really should put the "blind" in "blind dates." That way, she wouldn't have seen your ungrateful idiotic face.
aswan10 3
That is worse than going bareback in a prostitute
jezane 9
73- your display picture is my reaction to reading your comment.
Dr0reos 8
A few shots of taquila should do it man
betseyville 6
I bet they weren't as ugly as your attitude.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I'd personally rather have a nice guy than a nice killing guy. This FML disgusts me..
Pandacupcakelove 26
Looking** not killing -_- damn autocorrect!
doctorhook86 25
40: There's lots of us nice non-killing guys out there, just keep looking!
pokefan813 16
It happens to the breast of us, 41.
MormonPornstar 7
Yeah, I'm sure OP was just titting. Quit being a boob
DocBastard 40
How many hot 70-year olds have you ever seen? None, right? Yet, these people continue to be married because smart people understand that looks fade with time. After you become wrinkly, what's left over is your personality. And YOUR personality, sir, is downright hideous.
PleaseStayChill 9
Chuck Norris is 72 years old, my good man. He's a sexy beast..... Just saying.
DocBastard 40
PleaseStayChill - Your point is well taken, sir. I would also argue that Joan Collins, Raquel Welch, and Jane Fonda still look damned good for their age.
gc327072 31
Hence the reason old rich men marry young women. Not that I'm saying that's right.
Enslaved 38
I just saw a rerun of "That 70's show" and Mary Tyler Moore made a cameo appearance. She looked real good! But. . . I'm sure most of these stars have had "work" done on them. Doesn't seem fair if that still counts? :P
DuRpY 5
If Audrey Hepburn was still alive, I'd marry her.
Nanall 15
I think you have to be somewhat attracted to the person though. Just a tiny bit?
kakarot2 11
Not that I don't agree with your comment doc, but if there is no physical attraction at all.... It's just not going to work. It has to be a good mixture of both personality and looks.
DocBastard 40
Kakarot - Really? So blind people can't ever be attracted to someone? I see your point, but looks should have less to do with it than personality.
unknown_user5566 27
Agreed, Doc. Looks are truly just bonus points in a relationship. Before I got married, I dated a lot of guys who weren't necessarily "attractive" by most people's standards, but they were awesome people, and that was what made them attractive to me.
Metallica36176 16
10, Sam Elliot, Sean Connery, James Hetfield....I can go on for days. And Doc, once again you're always right. :)
heyred 11
I think that I love you, Doc.
WritingWrongs 8
Elegantly put, doc
WritingWrongs 8
What's, with the thumb-downs? Did I break another "fml unspoken rule"?
nuffsaidboutthat 4
60 - It warms my heart that us uglies truly stood a chance with girls like you. I know it helped me get through school.
RentaName 15
If you are that judgmental you should never go on a blind date.
stevenJB 25
Or even be with anybody. :/
onlychildFTW 34
Well I think everyone is being a bit quick to judge OP as a bad person. If he was sold lies about the looks of the person anyone would be upset. And let's face the fact that looks do play a part in a relationship. Whether it is a big part or small one it doesn't matter. But looks do matter in every relationship.
DespairFaction 11
I thought his delivery was pretty funny.
duhbaby 10
Hey, at least you tried.
LiterOfCola 16
"Trying" is what you're doing in your picture to look cute. From what we know OP didn't really try to do anything...
Sarah__917 14
Heyy that's mean :(
unknown_user5566 27
OP, if you were such hot-stuff, you probably wouldn't have been on that date in the first place. Get over yourself.
Jhawk4 0
Agreed!
ManInTheMachine 20
*Puts blindfold on* Date: Okay, now we can eat! Where's the fork? OP: Oh, it's down there. Date: Here? OP: Nope, lower.... lower...
Tuffay 14
Lucky for her!!!