Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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Top comments
Rozay333 36
While that does suck, most women I know would take their purse with them to the restroom. Especially during a first date.
RichardPencil 32
I hope he paid the check before he disappeared.
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Comments (7)
Rozay333 36
While that does suck, most women I know would take their purse with them to the restroom. Especially during a first date.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Except she said that she’s ‘been seeing’ the guy, which, presumably means past their first date. I’ve definitely left my purse at the table with men I’ve been ‘seeing’ (not first or second dates).
RichardPencil 32
I hope he paid the check before he disappeared.
DanielleinDC 34
I would never, ever go to the restroom without my purse, especially on a first date.
CowgirlWithHeart 16
That sucks, sorry OP. I hope you didnt have much cash and you can get your cards canceled quickly. I also hope you have some pics of the creep!
geckohead 12
I take mine still, even though my hub is sitting there. He could get distracted and he's not used to having to look after it. Sorry, but tough lesson.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
NEVER leave your purse. Always take it with you, no matter where you're going or for how long.