Anonymous
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
A modern classic
Today, my friend has been continuously played Skibidi Toilet on repeat and singing the song. She's 28. FML
Soo
Archidona, Spain
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
not the poop
Banger tune!
Today, yet again, whenever I try to put on music in the car, my son starts chanting, "Poop! Poop! Poop!" to the tune of whatever I put on. It's been almost six months and it's driving me fucking crazy. FML
ugh
Saint Clair Shores, United States
Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
Thescarlettfox
Now Playing
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
Melissa
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
friedbutter
Pickering, Canada
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML
angkal2002
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Language!
Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML
Anonymous
Lindsay, Canada
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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mackdeezy 22
I think the question on all our minds is how did your child land on that on youtube? At the same time.... kids of that age aren't as innocent as we'd like them to be anymore.
ojosRojos 28
As an elementary/middle school music teacher, I can tell you that you can’t trust children to navigate YouTube on their own. Your kid should be monitored when using YouTube and should have limited access, or more stuff like this WILL happen.
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mackdeezy 22
I think the question on all our minds is how did your child land on that on youtube? At the same time.... kids of that age aren't as innocent as we'd like them to be anymore.
ojosRojos 28
As an elementary/middle school music teacher, I can tell you that you can’t trust children to navigate YouTube on their own. Your kid should be monitored when using YouTube and should have limited access, or more stuff like this WILL happen.
Sinshine 28
I don't think you need to be a teacher to know that. OP should just have been monitoring their child on the web in general.
ojosRojos 28
You’d be surprised how many students’ parents I see this issue with. Many lack your common sense lol
ojosRojos 28
There’s a YouTube Kids app that filters out stuff like that. I recommend it!
BrotherPhil 35
Nananana na! It's the motherfucking D O double G!
postpunkfunk 16
Does your kid say it low like Nate Dogg?
loliloveoniichan 14
oh no... At 8 years old I was killing grannies with ****** in gta san andreas. Your kid will be ok
toxicMadame 7
That sounds awesome
randybryant799 21
Do you not monitor what your kid has access to?
Gubbon 17
Just sing it as "A good deed every day!", until it's stuck in your son's head like that.