Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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Top comments
tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
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Comments (206)
tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
Sansa_fml 38
Right, if you just told them what was wrong they could've done something about it.
lolzorspoop 0
First, haha that sux, u kinda deserved it tho
ilikepieanddylan 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
comment moderated.then hijacked.then beaten.then shot.then ran over.then blowed up.
Conasaur 8
Blowed up? Dear God....
just_dandy20 2
#193 I laughed when I saw your comment. Simple, and plain. But relevant. Haha
tashb 17
I used to work in an expensive Portuguese restaurant. We used to get extremely busy cause people from hours away would come dine there. You're an ass and YDI. All you had to do was say something and they most likely would have helped. Hope you enjoyed paying the bill in the end.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
alex18_fml 0
Haha I can't believe you left your purse. Like seriously, isn't that like a girls everything? I know chicks that literally go EVERYWHERE with their purse.
sam455_fml 0
yeah. I shower with my purse. how could OP have forgoten that?
skyttlz 32
I'm a girl and I don't have a purse I just keep everything in my pockets.
Kellayy 0
Karma karma karma.
ilovefatcats 12
YDI for dine-and-dashing karma bites... your ass
karmaSUCKS321453 0
my name says it all.
babbling27 0
oh let me feel bad for you now because you tried to steal and got caught. You poor thing.
Cadle90 0
forgetting your purse?? WOW!!!
Kyothine 0
Fail.
dino_witha_cape 0
You shouldve just told them you were taking a very long time in the bathroom, except got lost on the way to the bathroom and accidentally drove in your car and went home.
amiss 2
Grow the **** up and find a more mature response to situations you don't like.