Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Fraiburgo, Brazil
Mistaken identity
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Anonymous
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Anonymous
Fairfax, United States
The old switcheroo
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
thefmlman2011
Brisbane, Australia
Know this of me…
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Richard
France
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Top comments
imkool136 22
Doesn't matter still got hit on.
roxyroller20 15
Take it as a compliment, you must attractive as either gender
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Comments (47)
mld4657 28
Well at least you were hit on right op
Rkikkas9713 25
I personally don't believe just one sex can hit on someone properly. Both have positive and negative ways to hit on someone.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Well, at least you were hit on, right OP? That's how I read it. Punctuation would have probably helped.
mld4657 28
Yeah, so not worried about punctuation right now, mainly it's a fun website or app, not school or work.
Destiny8745 29
Well, chicks still dig you so there's that. :)
iT_Cereal 25
He must be a white kid with long hair. haha
imkool136 22
Doesn't matter still got hit on.
_Peppermint_ 34
At least you got hit on!
drshn 22
Be thankful that you won't understand not being hit on, ever, in your life. Of course I am assuming that you are the one in the picture.
skippydoda 32
Silver lining: someone thought you were hot.
ChaiseT 16
Chin up, OP getting hit on still counts no matter the gender.
rshweky 17
And you were probably very pretty. Be proud of yourself OP.
08zw 19
The first time I vividly remember being hit on, I found out about 2 minutes into the conversation the girl was blind. Don't feel too bad, OP.
achoo123 13
She must've truly liked you for your personality then!;)
roxyroller20 15
Take it as a compliment, you must attractive as either gender
olpally 33
You know you're attractive when the people who are gay hit on you, regardless of your gender.