Today, the laziest person in my department came and complained to me, while I was working, that they didn't know why we were so far behind today. Then they went to chat to their friend for 45 minutes. I know why. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML
Today, my coworker, who constantly no-shows, ranted to me about his work hours being reduced. He somehow doesn't realize that he's the problem. We're understaffed as of now, so they can't fire him, and I have to be there constantly to make up for him being a lazy ass. My days off have been few and far between. FML
Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I got chewed out at work when my supervisor showed up, because my coworkers told my supervisor they couldn't find me for an hour and a half. Why couldn't they find me? Because they'd left to go get coffee. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Then tell him to quit sitting around chit-chatting and get his lazy ass to work!
YaBoiSeabass 15
Should've given him a mirror
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Comments (33)
MidnaLink 35
Then tell him to quit sitting around chit-chatting and get his lazy ass to work!
ZombieSlaya115 17
Go ask them why you're so far behind today.
YaBoiSeabass 15
Should've given him a mirror
ruudseriesx 25
Gee I wonder why. And I wonder how long he's gonna last.
ZombieSlaya115 17
It could be a she.
Fuxxxer 11
How are they not fired yet???
beararm 11
liars and lazys always use that tactic. plus one for not falling for it, and I would keep one eye close on that employee
ham814 8
it seems no matter where you work, there is always a hard working few picking up the slack for the lazy asses
Chikiriwak 17
Let me guess, you're stuck with all the work?
takeittoem 8
Damn.... time for me to get off FML at work.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Apparently people didn't understand your joke, but I got it.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Hint- he wasn't referring to OP.
takeittoem 8
^ this guy gets it
GarfieldDaCat 5
wow thats what i have to go through with my job. the lazy ass people in my department and expect me to do all the work while they have conversations in the back for hours and they chat with friends and just dont do anything and i get in trouble for being behind so i know how thats like and it sucks.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Wow man, punctuation is our friend...