Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.
stryder9090 28
He just needed some pussy
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Comments (75)
Nymeria_fml 25
It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.
silvercamaro 22
True, or OPs mom could need some serious medication
HarshD9619 34
*Insert inappropriate pussy joke here*
tony1891 22
that was a total CATastrophe #39
incoherentrmblr 22
Sounds like dad gets pussy either way...
RageWolf16 31
Time for therapy .-.
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
I honestly don't know what advice to give you. :/
thespiantess 18
" I don't know what to say... " " Then make no sound. " Sorry, I saw an opportunity to quote Les Miserables and I just had to seize it... I'll show myself out now.
YellowKettleBell 31
that's the classy way of saying 'shut the **** up'
thespiantess 18
Cosette was classy as ****.
thespiantess 18
Cosette was a classy lady
thespiantess 18
[Why can't I edit this comment? Please ignore, I'm sorry.]
tehstarchild 16
Maybe she is telling the truth and your dad is into that
orbit 22
Or maybe he was cheesing. Everyone does it these days.
stevenN659 24
south park reference spotted. right there, above me. :P
stryder9090 28
He just needed some pussy
Ahmad69a 10
I am gonna worship you for that pun.
Sansational_ 18
kek'd myself
RandomMishaps 14
This is the one case where "any pussy will do"
sweetlysarcastic 3
Sounds about right
katieemerr 15
This needs a follow up.. Did your dad decide to run away with the cat?
RA91 26
Agreed!!! This definitely needs follow up, lol!!
jthmtwin 16
Or did OP call the men in white coats and have nets?
blackonblight 33
Well, sounds like someone needs to get their meds checked.
sydneysays 15
That sounds really awful, maybe take her to a counselor??