Anonymous
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
embarassed
United States
Shopping spree
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
embarrassed
United States
Miscommunication
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Anonymous
Irvine, United States
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
fviz
United States
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
Bicester, United Kingdom
Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Krissy.
United States
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
If that was enough to put him off, he's not worth it. He could also have a partner already.
alycion 39
Why are people embarrassed about buying stuff like that? I’m the one that shops so I get to pick up everyone’s otc stuff. Including adult diapers for someone. Who cares? I think he understands how the digestive system works unless if he missed every grade in school as well.
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RichardPencil 32
You don’t know what he’s into. That might have been a turn-on.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If that was enough to put him off, he's not worth it. He could also have a partner already.
weeping_willow 25
Yeah, how dare you do human things like get the runs! Shame on you OP!
manb91gb 15
Bitch, you missed an opportunity; "I'll need this tomorrow after you've ****** the shit out of me"
alycion 39
Why are people embarrassed about buying stuff like that? I’m the one that shops so I get to pick up everyone’s otc stuff. Including adult diapers for someone. Who cares? I think he understands how the digestive system works unless if he missed every grade in school as well.
ViviMage 40
"It's for ah.... my mother's uncle's cousin's stepfather's grandma-in-law!"
skippydoda 32
You need to read the book "Everybody poops"
bloopaloop 27
“Hey babe, I got something that’ll stop your diarrhea ;)” is what he should have said.
Sinshine 28
I don't see what the problem is. You're a human with human functions. Everyone buys diarrhea medicine at one point or another and if someone avoids you because of something mundane like that, you're better off not having invested time and effort into them.
RichardPencil 32
“After I bring this back for my roommate, the one who has diarrhea, maybe we can get a drink?”