Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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datoismyname 22
Did you keep going?
RochelleRedvines 8
...Are you okay?
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Comments (192)
PYLrulz 17
It's an extra thrust ;)
bigb69x 0
That is awesome I wish my wife would fart other than in her sleep under the sheets lol
thiscrazything 1
Be careful what you ask for....
phatdaddy62 23
Yeah, she could fart while you're going down on her. My ex did that once.
mikemodular281 3
Either way he'll remember the sex for his pleasures. But if he's in love with you he may even remember it as one of those silly moments that make you all the more lovable. Sex isn't just about being physical it's an intimacy thing... Wow way to deep for an FML post lol! SEX FARTS = EPIC FAIL now that's more like it!
sp4ksu_fml 4
sometimes that happens when he pulls it out of your butt ...
wazupsuckaa 0
awh :/ haha that sucks! it's different if it's queefing, but still totally unsexu and embarrassing!
gumzy 6
Be mature. It's really easy. Seriously...
ImSoEffedUp 10
Terrible....
perdix 31
In 3-1/2 months, expect to receive a butt plug in the mail.
KiddNYC1O 22
Anal beads if she's lucky.
perdix 31
With her flatulence problems, that could result in machine-gun fire!
Savnmax 0
This happened to me once! Only HE farted and I couldn't stop laughing :)
theworstthing 7
As long as he didn't leave then I think youll