Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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datoismyname 22
Did you keep going?
RochelleRedvines 8
...Are you okay?
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Comments (192)
lindseykcool 6
I hope he wasn't too grossed out. If it was a little one then he might just blow it off, but if it was a big one... yeah he'll remember that.
TS13_fml 0
He obviously just found it funny If he laughed
rachaelheartsNY 8
63 - I think OP meant SHE couldn't stop laughing. He probably did not find it very humorous seeing as that's the last time he would have sex for 4 months.
lindseykcool 6
That's very true, but even accidently? Maybe if she hadnt have laughed uncontrollably, but instead said "oops" or "sorry", then it would be easier to blow off.
thiscrazything 1
Very romantic. Well at least he will remember it well.
sambabyx24 0
Lmfao
MissTimeLord 3
Ha, that sucks but it's pretty funny
surferforlifezzz 1
awkward...
ICATiger 13
farts are not funny
KiddNYC1O 22
You're insane.
bobbycorwen 5
But digging into someone's butt is?
Kirlyfoo 9
Wanna bet?
mark5723 0
You should have offered a self induced Dutch oven as a token of apology
Pentium_4 27
he's a guy. and all guys think farts are funny
leadman1989 16
Speak for yourself chalupa.
lrgenesis 19
I don't think farts are funny..
Torva_fml 16
Timed correctly, they're hilarious!
asnell98 8
I'd say it was a funny moment.. Depends on her boyfriend to, like his sense of humor.
JustStella 28
Am I the only who thinks that's not so bad of a memory?
iamabamf 17
Yes, haha.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
At least you were laughing.