Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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datoismyname 22
Did you keep going?
RochelleRedvines 8
...Are you okay?
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Comments (192)
grasshopper02 2
Must be a dude, girls don't fart
cass1_l0ve 13
I have farting contests with my stepdad all the time.... And I think their hilarious!
Liimitless 6
I hope it wasn't a Dutch oven like that fml a couple days ago. *shivers*
dudeguy72 0
Why four months?
TS13_fml 0
Is four too big a number for you?
friedchickenpie 14
Obviously because he's going to have alcohol-induced amnesia in four months. No, but really... I encourage you to take a guess and use common sense.
Chixken 6
Hehe that is kinda funny (:
dehumanizer3000 0
"it was the mattress"
flockz 20
but i'm sure the boyfriend wasn't sprung after that.
perdix 31
What a shitty send-off! Don't count on having "welcome back" sex with him in four months -- he'll probably find a girl who can actually control her sphincter.
perdix 31
Yes, but to make it fun, she'd have to have good control of it ;)
shadexilmaendu 4
Hope you never find yourself in a long term relationship, pal. If you dump a girl first time she farts you're in for a long life of one night stands. Hell, I guess there are benefits to that xD
Dannyfacee 6
I think he'll be laughing about it later. It sounds like it will be a pretty funny memory.
CataracsFan 10
Well he'll be remembering that for sure!
Allyrocks113000 0
I don't think he would mind, guys find farts funny
beckyxD 13
Everyone farts. Yes, even females! And if it happened during sex, I'd laugh too. It's natural.