Today, we got a new kitten, and my older cat is not happy. I just learned that my fiance doesn't interfere when they fight. He says watching my old fat cat chase the kitten is the funniest thing he's seen all month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my two cats, who I'm slowly easing into being together, seem to like the fight they had yesterday. My older cat goes to my new cat's room to mew until I open the door, then lunges at my new cat, and my new cat goes to the barrier until he sees my old cat, and they start their shenanigans again. FML
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
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poopface82 25
He’s onto something. Let them make peace with one another and don’t interfere unless one of them is getting hurt.
Yudith 28
As harsh as it is, he got a point there. Putting a young, energetic cat with a senior cat is never a good idea, and you have to introduce both cats properly. Also, you now know that your fiance won't help you with the introduction.
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poopface82 25
He’s onto something. Let them make peace with one another and don’t interfere unless one of them is getting hurt.
FluffythePink 24
Did you bother to research how to introduce cats to each other or did you just plump new cat down in old cats territory and assume it would be fine? Did it occur to you that old cat was probably perfectly happy as an only cat and you wanting a new kitten is going to make his senior years unhappy? Do you actually see that your fiancé finds two innocent animals attacking and traumatising each 'the funniest thing he's seen all month'? Does he laugh at dog fights too? People who find amusement in animals hurting and being unhappy aren't really the best sort, are they? Hmmm? 🤨
Yudith 28
As harsh as it is, he got a point there. Putting a young, energetic cat with a senior cat is never a good idea, and you have to introduce both cats properly. Also, you now know that your fiance won't help you with the introduction.