Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
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Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Let's just keep that between you and us. Honesty is not the best policy.
tiptoppc 21
My wife has queefed and farted. I’ve at least farted. Sex can be awkward sometimes. Anyone knows that sometimes, during sex, some things can slip out, some absurd things can happen and it’s all the beauty of the invulnerability that you both are in that makes natural. Just lean back, go with the flow and don’t be embarrassed. It isn’t a show stopper, unless you summon the spirit of the golgothan in the smell. Then again, some people are into that…
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RichardPencil 32
Let's just keep that between you and us. Honesty is not the best policy.
tiptoppc 21
My wife has queefed and farted. I’ve at least farted. Sex can be awkward sometimes. Anyone knows that sometimes, during sex, some things can slip out, some absurd things can happen and it’s all the beauty of the invulnerability that you both are in that makes natural. Just lean back, go with the flow and don’t be embarrassed. It isn’t a show stopper, unless you summon the spirit of the golgothan in the smell. Then again, some people are into that…
LSMVAT 6
Stroke of luck that there was no smell I’m actually more impressed that you managed to hold it together and soldier on. I would have been dying laughing