Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
The main question is: was he dead 3 hours earlier?
Glowworm56 27
Seems like a rather peaceful way to go though.
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Comments (12)
stinkfire0971 20
Oof
Glowworm56 27
Seems like a rather peaceful way to go though.
Glowworm56 27
The main question is: was he dead 3 hours earlier?
Tiva Hope 7
Right!!! Like did you witness the death or just after?
RichardPencil 32
**** YOUR life, indeed!
hunterseal 18
well how would you know? it's not your fault you didn't want to disturb him. it was his time , nothing you could have done three hours earlier would have prevented it. he died in nature not in a shitty hospital
GhostFox 34
Unless he died from something he would have survived if he had gotten medical treatment. In which case he probably died scared, alone, and probably in pain.
flute108 9
This sounds like the opening to Paper Towns by John Green
Lobby_Bee 18
RIP mysterious man, RIP.
Sandy Matthiessen 7
wow
I_Like_Boobs 14
Well that escalated fast lol