Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
eww
Prague, Czechia 🌶️ Spicy
Rico Suave
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Anonymous
Schertz, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's a gas gas gas
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Haley.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Wellokthen
United States 🌶️ Spicy
So sensual...
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
halloweed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
He’s trusting farts? Has anyone told him what a shitty idea that is?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so you've stumbled upon someone with a fart fetish then
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Comments (12)
Henry8cooper 15
"Oh my god it stinks here - is it foreplay or just an accident?" Maybe you guys need to talk about preferences 😂
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so you've stumbled upon someone with a fart fetish then
RichardPencil 32
He’s trusting farts? Has anyone told him what a shitty idea that is?
TCRII 30
No. No. No. No. No.
oddfuture666 4
Give him what he wants
alicelouise66 5
omg. thats disgusting! I would have ended it right then and there. if that's what he's begging for the first time I can't imagine what he's going to work up to.
JuliaKay14 33
Chill, some people have weird fetishes.
Shawnie Gallant 24
It’s a fetish. If you’re not into it, and IF he needs it to ejaculate, let him go and find a vanilla guy.
kirby1964 20
Well ask him what other kinky things he is into. Just hope golden showers is not on the list.
WeirdUS 30
That's ******* nasty dump his ass. Kinks are one things but once you start invovling stuff like that it's just nasty
PenguinPal3017 19
If this sucks for you, imagine how much worse it would be to be the one who has the fart fart fetish.