Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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datoismyname 22
Did you keep going?
RochelleRedvines 8
...Are you okay?
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Comments (192)
coocoocachoo2 2
What does OP mean?
mrssuarez2011 12
Wait...is goodbye sex different than breakup sex?
daisiebud 18
yeah, i think he's leaving for four months and then coming back. and it says "boyfriend" instead of "ex"
yungsam 0
Hahahahahaahahahahhahahahaa!
LoganBurrito 6
How adorable.
NoobCommenter96 0
Try not to think about it that much and you will be fine.
wonder19 9
Not as bad as you think. You both will be sitting around one day laughing together About it.
your_ma 27
Sex isn't always sexy, sometimes it's just proper funny. I'm sure you're comfortable enough together for him to find it funny and when he's away he'll remember his funny sexy girlfriend and the genuinely hot times you had together as well as the funny bits. I'm sure you're comfortable enough to not be too worried!! xx
sorrowevicteon 9
Good bye sex produces methane... Apparently... Alternative fuel?
kickuwithmyfist 1
Lol now he'll remember you as a big nasty fart.. Good job jk =D
abundy 0
Be thankful it wasn't your first time..