Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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datoismyname 22
Did you keep going?
RochelleRedvines 8
...Are you okay?
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Comments (192)
andreadorisxo 0
People say gross comments..
flockz 20
gross comments..
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Obviously you're not mature enough to be on here.
KailyKii 11
If you think these are gross look at other fml's. Warning - You may be scarred for life.
erika729 1
Wow this is the nicest breakup ever..".here honey here is some sex as a parting gift?!?! " Who does that??? :-/
KailyKii 11
Who dosn't?
msjoyfull84 0
Who cares?! You farted, he got laid. WTF is the problem?!
afulks78 11
Atleast it was memorable :)
dirtroadmopar 0
i'm sure he had good sex with someone else after that.
ashleykay94 7
At least he'll be smiling :)
structuredchaoz 4
Guys don't dwell on things like that. If he's in love with you he's likely already forgotten.
TheMaestro 4
Bro you're pretty gross, not funny. Guys think guy farts are funny, not bitch farts.
DisgustedMom11_ 1
ewww but it happens
partybz 0
That's funny !!