Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
close your blinds op.
schwancy 2
Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.
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Comments (117)
Fizzycram 0
total perva
MonetVousAime 0
I miss BoopityBoppity. -sigh- :(
bonnie_vb8 5
( . Y . ) *******!!! well that must have been a sight to see!!
mikeyMcFly 0
your shot at making those ******* equal FAIL!
kaelygirl28 0
Hey, Genius.. Next time you're going to try to correct somebody's grammar, make sure you know how to do it properly. I guess you should HAVE payed more attention when typing your comment.
xMafia 0
YOU could also address who you're speaking to next time.
EROD78 0
lmao 27 yur right! :p but he might b trying to adress #1?
EROD78 0
oops noticed i put he instead of she my fault
omgshaylaaa 0
27&29 epic fail. Guys, she's referring to "I_r_genius." (hence when she says "Genius"). She also capitalized should HAVE pointing out genius' error of saying "it's SHOULD OF instead of shoulda!!!" She just didn't reply to the thread genius' comments were under. It's an epic fail on 27's part because genius' comments were under your very own thread.
folgy 10
lol pwnd
rockyraccoon28 8
paid*
MrLefty 8
Who has a window in their bathroom where anyone on the outside can see what's going on inside?
karina02 9
#25 No where does it say 'bathroom' she could've been in her bedroom. #24 You go girl! (:
cant7see7me7 3
your fault for doing it out in the open
OhShuttup 0
I never knew you're own home is considered "out in the open"
jordonkay 0
I would give them another sight to see... My foot in theyre ass haha i wouldnt want kids staring at mee!
kaitielovestj 0
u fail!! close da ****** blinds retard
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Your picture disturbs me.
mikeyMcFly 0
your picture is epic.
mz_jamaica1 0
lets look at the positive...at least they didn't take pictures and post them on the internet
harrylester 3
that's what a doctor's for
ImaginaryFoe 1
No, it's not. Doctors are for annual exams. Monthly self-exams should be done by yourself. OP, YDI. If you don't want people to see you doing something, don't do it in front of an open window (or in an unlocked room).
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm of two minds on this one. On one hand I have to say FYL for having the kind of neighbor kids that feel the need to be peeping through your windows. On the other hand, if you are going to be doing anything that involves being nude or semi-nude, such as giving yourself a breast exam, you should have the blinds drawn/curtains closed/shutters shut or whatever in the room which you are in.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The fact that you did not (as is evident by your ability to see the neighbor boy and his friends simply by turning to look) makes me think YDI. If you don't want someone to see something then take precaution against it. I'm not saying it was right for them to be looking in your window but you should always take the possibility of such things happening into account. Once again sorry about having to put two posts.