Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I got a mammogram, after feeling some discomfort. After the exam, I mentioned to my mother my doctor referred the test, because even though I'm still in my twenties, I have a family history of breast cancer. She told coworkers, friends, and family about my health condition. Now they all know. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Top comments
g0dless 15
Aw don't worry OP! I'm sure they've had this happen plenty of times :)
rg350dx 29
Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"
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Comments (111)
g0dless 15
Aw don't worry OP! I'm sure they've had this happen plenty of times :)
SMHsohard 22
Doctors and nurses hear things all the time-lots of it gets chalked up to patient nervousness. We really don't think much of it.
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, I'm sure it happens more than you think it does, and having your breasts rubbed does feel good, and you were probably nervous, so don't be embarrassed!
ShyAnn29 15
I don't mean it SHOULD feel good in that moment
dalink 24
Much more interesting story if it was a medical student doing the exam... Then there would be awkwardness flying all over the place.
waffule365 16
Get some more action op
RadikulRam 16
#3, Mate you look like you haven't seen pussy since the Nixon administration. And you don't even look old enough to have witnessed the Nixon administration.
eksyneet 23
#40, that was a high quality shade throwing, good sir.
groovycrazyjoe 18
Yea you look like a perv lol
ZacZ 8
How does this comment have negative votes.
TheAbstract 15
This comment received negative votes because the amount of action that the OP may or may not have gotten has absolutely nothing to do with this FML. OP said that it felt good. That doesn't mean that she hasn't been getting her freak on, dillhole.
Wimoweh 10
#40, whilst your retort was of an extraordinary sort, it would've been better had it addressed the actual commenter in question, #2, but instead, you replied to #3. We understand, but no one wants to cause any unnecessary emotional damage, now do we?
mr_sarcastic416 29
forget Nixon, #2 is too young to have seen the Reagan administration
RedPillSucks 33
Technically, he would have at least seen some pussy during birth. Though most babies have their eyes closed.
toastedjellybowl 7
Wow. That was incredibly immature. I sincerely hope you are just trolling.
BadKitty14 7
Sorry OP, hopefully you were able to laugh off the embarassment.
Canchan 12
So ... It did feel good ?
spikedrummer49 6
Looks like you forgot to read the last sentence of OP's post...
CrookedCook 14
@43 those eclipses make you look even more of a douche.
elephantsarecute 16
64- 1. Was that really necessary? 2. If you're going to criticize someone at least know what you're talking about. It's called an ellipsis, not eclipses.
whY402Jay 12
CrookedCook, your photo of Jesse and name make you sound like a wannabe-douche. Unless you would like to confirm that you are, in fact, a producer of meth.
toastedjellybowl 7
You people sure have mastered the art of being tough on the Internet, haven't you?
Shadow01_fml 4
Atleast you had fun:-)
Ambient25 25
Brazzers
Superstitious 6
Definitely sounds like the start of a porno
rg350dx 29
Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunate slip of the tongue? The **** is escalating rapidly.
perdix 31
na, na, na, na, na, na It feels good na, na, na, na, na, na So good So good I got you!
perdix 31
Ooops, I forgot the "I knew that I would's" After being banned for life from all karaoke in the tri-county region, my command of James Brown lyrics has slipped. I thought people would appreciate the comedy of a naked ranting "Take This Job and Shove It," but I guess is was too High Concept.
gc327072 31
Perhaps the demographic of those-who-know-of-James-Brown is a bit small on this website. Nice reference, though.
rg350dx 29
I saw a repetition of "na" and my mind immediately went to batman.
DKjazz 20
I was kinda thinking "Hey Jude".
AshaaFerreira 22
I'm sorry but I soon as I saw na na na.... My mind went to singing the pink song! But still that reference was great!
perdix 31
Listen up, people, go look up "I Got You (I Feel Good)" by James Brown. Whether you get a 30- or 90-second preview, you'll get the gist of the song. Then, imagine the OP belting that out. That image made me laugh!
izzybd 20
I immediately starting humming the song after the second line. Nice reference! I feel like this sort of this will happen to me when I go to the gyno...
whaleninjamaster 7
OP, you are indeed odd. Make sure that doctor doesn't think you're a ****. Hopefully nothing was painful and you're alright, though :)
Ambient25 25
Woooow....so according to your train of thought, sex before marriage is a sin isn't it?
whaleninjamaster 7
No, thanks for reading between imaginary lines, dick. I'm just saying its odd as a joke. How the **** do you turn that into sex before marriage is odd? I've had sex before and I'm not married
Ambient25 25
"Make sure that doctor doesn't think you're a ****."....because she said it felt good? A bit of a characterization...
iAlissa 34
38- Well aren't you just a bucket of joy.
Blackphoenix 9
Freudian slip strikes again.
lizzzzzx3m 17
That damn id.