Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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Top comments
xMafia 0
Hey, don't worry. it's not like he pawned your guitar for gas money. Oh, wait...
fmlperson1724 0
your dad suuucks
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fmlperson1724 0
your dad suuucks
MyChemical_fml 0
Pawn his car for guitar money. Simple, he gets gas and you get a guitar! Win-win situation.
VaJJ23 0
use his car engine as an instrument :) just rev the gaz
Fenteliman 0
...or does he GAG?
I_R_Genius 3
It depends on what kind of guitar it was. I'm not a big guitar person but if it was expensivse then I don't know what to tell you. I'm going to go eat my bowl of corn flakes and coco puffs.
robosonic 2
What #1 said. You could even get yourself a better guitar!
bamagrl410 31
Haha and the winner is #4
treesdevin 0
4 said it best ... win
mas8394 0
My thoughts exactly. Pawn that f**kers car for guitar money and alcohol money!
supernerd352 7
this is why i keep my guitar in a locked closet in its locked case in my LOCKED gunsafe :) along with my rifles pokemon cards and a $0.94 giftcard to gamestop
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
wow #57 wow, I can understand the guitars but pokemom cards? and 94¢ at gamestop? can't get crap for 94¢ at gamestop >_>
guitarbeast 22
if my dad sold my guitar I'd kill him
Fenteliman 0
You totally deserved it, unloving sons these days...
_aPerson_ 14
Troll fag.
caester9 0
dayum
daaron 3
oh shit snoop doog na na na na
squirell_AIDS69 0
So much for playing music on the corner for money.
xMafia 0
Hey, don't worry. it's not like he pawned your guitar for gas money. Oh, wait...
BahahahLOL 0
You did not just do that. No, wait, let me rephrase that... OH NO YUH DI'INT!
_streets_ 19
damn that sucks man, I would be so pissed off if my parents did that with my guitar.
giantsfan2010 23
Wow, I know gas is really expensive, but that is just messed up.
unidentified_sta 5
I cannot help but read pwn in place of pawn. Geez...
gmc_blossom 21
I know. I did the same exact thing. o.O
missbehavinn 2
what a dad! wow he's a loser
BoredomKillsinc 0
i would so punch his lights out. i dont care if he's my dad, he has no right to pawn off your property