Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
At 5, he probably hasn't seen many boobs so we don't know if his opinion carries much weight. You can send me a pic, and I'll render my professional opinion.
manb91gb 15
Why the **** were you changing with him in such close proximity? Also, these 'games' sound like you belong on a register... If you were a dude you would have been arrested within hours!
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manb91gb 15
Why the **** were you changing with him in such close proximity? Also, these 'games' sound like you belong on a register... If you were a dude you would have been arrested within hours!
litttle_miss101 11
Calm down! You can’t call someone a pedo because a kid saw her changing. Kids walk in on ppl changing all the time. She didn’t give a lot of detail so you don’t know what happened. How does a 5 year old child know about a breast? He’s 5.. and said “beautiful” boobs? Either this is BS or parents need to have a talk with the kid
shannon2348 14
What the hell? So in the middle of playing you decide to take all your clothes off and change? Where he could see you? ydi
RichardPencil 32
At 5, he probably hasn't seen many boobs so we don't know if his opinion carries much weight. You can send me a pic, and I'll render my professional opinion.
jbuckets_404 39
And if OP wants a second opinion....
PryderPlayer017 5
Or a third...
Mungolikecandy 19
Why were you changing in a position where your neighbours child could see you naked?
mccuish 25
Seems like a nice complement
alycion 39
People assume the worst. Kid could have followed her into the room. She may have left a door cracked because leaving a five year old to their own devices can sometimes end in chaos. I’m not even a parent and can see about 30 scenarios where this could happen accidentally.
Wadlaen 24
Well, a compliment is a complement - and most males that will evaluate your boobs will have far more time from actual breastfeeding experience, so that's probably also as close to a professional/connoisseur evaluation you will come😜
EmDizzle2007 28
this is mad suspect. given that the fml staff gets so snippy about us calling these posts out on their fishy-ness, I'm wondering if the entire staff isn't just making these up and just can't take criticism. sure, we could chalk this up to the character limit keeping them from telling us the whole story and they left out some key bullet points, but to choose to change behind an open or unlocked door with a kid nearby (especially one that isn't related to you) seems like something you'd avoid. since you have boobs developed enough to be "beautiful", you're old enough to be held responsible for your action. don't @ me, FML staff.
sirrubberduckie 37
Wait. Are you suggesting that people would lie? On the internet???
EmDizzle2007 28
terrifying, innit?!
rotflqtms_ 21
If you were playing with him, why did you need to change? And why not away from view? Honestly, if you're old enough to have beautiful boobs, you're old enough not to change in front of that kid. I don't understand why you had to get naked while playing with him. Maybe next time go to the bathroom to change or somewhere else with a locked door. If he were my kid, I'd come over too to figure out why you were naked anywhere near my 5 year old son... and to figure out what kind of sick stuff you were trying to do to my poor kid.
spinspinsugar 12
I feel like there's more to the story that we need to know about