Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
close your blinds op.
schwancy 2
Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.
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Comments (117)
tuninggamer 0
Does anyone know what looking though a window is? Personally, I tend to look through windows or out a window ;) And about the accidental flash/touching in public: it can get way worse! And boys will be boys, right? ;)
cookievalentine 0
cool pic! is it from pretty little liars?
momo1972 3
let me perform the exam
sallen0046 4
As someone with not one, but two neighbors who refuse to put up curtains and never close their blinds I have to say that you absolutely deserve it. I can't count the number of times I've seen something I wish I had not by simply being outdoors. It doesn't matter where your windows face, or what floor they're on. Being in the "privacy of your own home" simply does not qualify if you don't close the blinds/curtains.
RinaRina 9
Little creepers :( ugh, i would be soo emberressed!
perdix 31
You must have some ridiculous-looking **** there if you caused a bunch of 12-year-old boys to laugh. A woman with decent **** fondling herself ought to cause the boys to stand in awe and maybe even start masturbating right then and there. My guess is that you were playing with your mosquito bites and the boys thought the lumps you were looking for were your non-existent boobs.
heyysamantha 4
This reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire.
olg2209 0
sounds like you left the window open for the to see
ulicksam 0
"Watching" through the window, not "peering" through the window. They could probably see from their own yard. YDI. If you don't want 12 year olds watching you fondle your ****, close the blinds.
lovexbox 8
That's why you don't leave your window open! OP asked for it.
TryptamineDreame 0
So did anybody else realize that the word should be spelled through, not 'though'? I'm shocked nobody else pointed this out to be fixed ...