Matti
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
ohcrap
United States
Hey there!
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
:((
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Nell
United States
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
edwinduarte1
France
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Anonymous
Right place, wrong body
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Anonymous
Bird's eye view
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Anonymous
Right place, wrong person
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Shocked
Why hello there...
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Faith
Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Pervert!
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Top comments
Davros 12
Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom
DMA 11
Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!
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Davros 12
Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom
Charlie Given 28
🤣🤣🤣😂
weaboo 12
Well yeah one thing is worse: when people capitalize every other ******* word
DMA 11
Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!
Charlie Given 28
Should have asked if he wanted to smell it 🤣🤣🤣
Donut_Wizard 23
Just leave a copy of Everybody Poops on their doorstep.
blahblabbity 19
maybe next time, shit in your own house
interesting33 37
Did you fart to establish dominance?
RichardPencil 32
You can be the Neighborhood Watch while you’re taking care of business. Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.
Yudith 28
"Curtains? Why curtains? Nobody is going to look at you! You worry for nothing. Besides, there's a shrubbery in front of the window so we don't see anything from outside."