Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML
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Top comments
MELKOZAR 27
Sheesh! Don't complain!
19990231 29
Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.
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Comments (94)
19990231 29
Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.
doctorhook86 25
#1: Maybe her left side is her better side.
MrsDruidess 23
maybe shes worried her breasts are growing teeth? :-P
19990231 29
Maybe those are what the bumps around the nipples are
incoherentrmblr 22
Since you're an orthodontist, did you give her breast an oral examination?...
MELKOZAR 27
Sheesh! Don't complain!
Jay0501 21
Exactly.. When life offers you a free boob check you don't complain
Awahso 25
Annnnddd thats how you get sued or accused of sexual assault
laden_swallow09 35
For consensual exposure? Get real.
benjamn 24
Of course you would need them both for a true comparison.
skyeyez9 25
Depends on the person exposing them too. Does she look like Honey Boo Boos mom? Or Megan Fox?
pragnienie1993 8
#6240190 Yeah, sure, he should've taken the bait and gotten slapped with a sexual assault lawsuit...
snowflaky 22
She probably just thinks "doctor" is a doctor for everything, rather than a title.
JustinJK 21
My cousin has a PhD in Econ. She's a professor and goes by "Dr..." to her students, etc. She's had people ask her for medical advice, lol.
angeluv_2014 22
It makes me wonder if this girl was a patient or what context this happened in...
twitchywaffles 26
I guess it could've been worst. It could've been a lump in between her ass cheeks
ComoEsJuan 24
I think that is just poop.
jentrynicole 20
Or hemorrhoids.
socialproduct 19
Lightbulb?
martin8337 36
Gerbil.
aecribb 14
"Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea"
Epickitty58 29
Why are you complaining about that?
taylorbrown97 23
Do you know what an orthodontist is..?
Zoldyck 17
11 - I think they just meant it in the context of, "Hey, why're you complaining? You get to check out her boobs."
UhHuhHoney 20
Some people are just stupid, it's sad.
RammerJammer62 8
I see nothing wrong with this one sir.
54MU31 19
Someone's lucky...
statefan88 7
Does she know the title doctor doesn't always mean treating
brand125 17
that would be more diagnosing
mgrazi99 13
He does treat, just teeth and not breasts
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Probably the only pair of boobs you'd ever see in your entire life.
feven 32
Harsh.