Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
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Dr_Jalepenos 0
That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".
Accept 11
Is that a new fighting attack?
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Accept 11
Is that a new fighting attack?
weewee1 0
why didnt you just yell "testicular cancer" and kick him in the balls? getting punched in the boob hurts.
PakaSkittlez 0
Maybe because being hit in the balls is the most painful thing imaginable for a man, I truly doubt being hit in the boob would be as painful as your stomach feeling like it's being cut with a rusty blade
officeradvil 8
Getting kicked in the balls hurts more for sure. Especially on a little kid. :/
EmoKittyLovesYou 0
How do you know? Unless you have both, do you?
agentx52 13
16 getting hit in the boobs is worse. Guys usually fake the pain. Unless they're truly *******.
lilly25001 7
Lol
BadBoyz90210 0
It actually does really hurt to be hit in the balls… if u tap a guys balls he'll keel over to keep from throwing-up but a girl tapped in the boob doesn't care
Keyman1212 14
#32 The pain associated with trauma to the testicles is a natural defense meant to get us to protect them. The testes are responsible for producing sperm, thus they are a requirement for the survival of the species. The testicles have the highest number of pain receptors in the body, due to that unique defense mechanism; guys are instinctively protective of them. Getting hit in the testicles can cause several different symptoms: • Vomiting – the sudden jolt of nerve-endings can cause you to lose your lunch. • Loss of consciousness – the intense pain has caused some people to pass out. • Muscle spasms – testicular torsion requires a trip to the emergency room. • Testicular rupture – means the ******** will have to be removed. • Infertility – testicular trauma can affect sperm production temporarily or permanently. • Ruptured blood vessels – can cause the scrotum to fill with blood, requiring medical draining. The more you know, the less you sound like an asshole, 'pussy'.
teague95 16
32 - When you get hit in the boob do you feel it in your stomach? I'd say balls hurts more.
raphanne_fml 33
#16 Oh come on, getting hit in the boobs doesn't hurt that much, unless you're on your period. We don't writhe in pain like guys do when they get kicked in the balls.
UnicornHunter 12
I got hit in the breast and a painful lump appeared there. It was burn if someone else hit me or pushed hard on it.
Elphieba 4
Can we all stop saying " Getting hit there hurts less then getting hit here?" Getting your boobs punched friggin hurts and getting kicked in the balls hurts like hell.
acc1 2
OP should be happy he didn't yell "Vaginal cancer!".
btnhdude 0
There we go. 53 says getting the boobs hit hurts, and that getting your balls hit is hell.
countryboy910 0
ive had friends that got ball tapd so hard that they threw up so I'm very sure getting hit in the jewels is worst that the ****.
Babalu722 3
there is absolutely no pain worse than a hard kick to the balls
rallets 23
getting punched anywhere hurts. PERIOD.
Soloman212 28
Except for your fist. (brofist!)
Pixxio_O 11
At least you don't have to go all the way to the hospital to check if you have breast cancer...
CarsAndMoney 5
37- thanks to you now I feel the need to put something protective around my balls. :(
Snodes 0
Fatality
skyeyez9 25
Scary. If I was a guy, I'd be paranoid and wear a cup when I'm out. O.O
thesinginguy 18
You try having balls and getting em kicked. Even if its a little tap it feels kinda like you have been shot.
rallets 23
#88 testicular cancer?
sirhobothesecond 3
Hell, getting hit or kicked in the balls hurts like shit. You feel the pain all the way up into your chest. Especially freaking cup-checks. The cup-check is the punch of the devil D:
zakkyzebra 11
Guys guys guys.... Let's think about the real problem. Kicks to the shins.
JustHello123 1
Ouch!
dethmagnetic1 0
Not nearly as much as getting kicked in the testicles -.-
hisgirlherboy 5
79- what about giving birth? what about getting shot? what about someone in your family die-ing? how would you know if you haven't experienced all those things? go try all those things then report back and tell me what hurts most.
woody768 0
One of my friends took a knee to the balls and puked blood. I'd say a hit to the balls is probably worse. I think they put the video on YouTube. :P
dab123 3
Except the pain of pushing a baby out of your ******.
thefriendlyc 0
132 What about pushing a rock your penis? Id say that hurts a bit
jingles768 0
#132 thank you. Labor is a bitch!
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
you would have both
YDI__Bitch 0
Y'all have no idea what you're talking about. Taking a shot to the balls hurts like hell and people squeeze ****. If someone squeezed my balls once I am able to get up I'm going to kick their ass. So ladies, even if it hurts don't complain
JizzKhalifa 0
There's a ******* reason athletes have to wear cups. So I'd say getting hit in the balls is a lot worse. I've seen girls fight and get hit in the boobs and keep going. Guys getting hit in the balls couldn't do the same.
HenryFBP 0
Bitch, get back in the kitchen unless YOU want some "breast cancer"
mshoes12346 3
im sorry but has any girl ever been punched directly into the vaginal area? it happened to me the other day... it kills cuz it hits bone and other sensitive areas.
Jdimp 1
it was difficult to like this. and thank you for teaching this bitch a lesson
Jdimp 1
last time I got hit by a Gatorade bottle ... direct shot... limped and nearly cried from 5th to 7th period.
Isoldael 27
@37 - breasts are also vital for reproduction (or well, used to be before bottle milk) so that's not really a foolproof argument :p
Keyman1212 14
192, you're ******* stupid. Can you reproduce with breasts? Can you fertilize a female's egg with breast milk? Do the children of women who have implants die because they can not breast feed? Go shut the **** up you idiot.
DalekScythe 0
Seth (street fighter): SONIC-BOOB!!!!
Dr_Jalepenos 0
That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
FALCON PUNCH!!! Edit: Dammit, someone already said it before me.
ykthechild 0
BREEEEAAAASSSTTT CAAANNCCEER!!!
TARDISmonkey 3
COUSIN MAD!! COUSIN SMASH!!
TheRealHouse 7
LOUD NOISES!!!
Peanut87 0
I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!
Komakom 4
KEEP IT DOWN YOU NOISY KIDS!
NavySEAL13 0
NO GRANDPA!!!
jesustheskater 5
You guys look stupid.
LiveLaughFML 10
^ KILL JOY !!
Yung23 0
Win Lmfao
sheethapins 13
HEY GUYS WHAT DID I MISS?
airforce987 20
I love lamp.
BShady96 0
COMBO BRE- WAIT NVM
variants 0
I EAT DIRT!
Flash8bro 0
KAMEHAME*slap* GO TO HELL JEFF!!! Get it? ge... ah nvm
mango260 9
haha that's hilarious, don't make kids mad!!! omg well deserved!! :P
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I gave u a thumbs up cause of ur pict
Elphieba 4
I thumbed you down because your comnent is irrelevant see it went from -1 to -2.
mango260 9
:P
Neorecon19 18
At least he didn't start groping op.
koe4 0
atleast it wasnt a falcon punch..
mango260 9
:O that's just wrong!!!
some_shit 0
I say "lol" a lot, but this time I really did laugh out loud!
Daralea 21
Still think the kid deserves to be punched in the face.
rockindyl22 0
And this, children is the story of how breast cancer began and made everyone in the neighborhood walk 5ks once a year.
reallytho3 11
And started the i love boobies bracelet trend
johnnybagodonuts 2
I love *******
Reno119 0
FALCO PUNCH!!!!!
Dr_Jalepenos 0
HULK SMASH!!!!
x_ESCADORA_x 0
spelling fail xD
cheshire2012 13
HADOKEN!!
RokNRoll11 9
Haha uber Falcon Punch!
K_kanaka 26
KAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEHAAAA!!!!
pockylove01 0
Upper ****!
Autobot93 10
P-P-P-P-POWER PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!
AlexRen 21
the new version of falco punch
jedielf 23
FYL, but only just. Surely everyone knows the failsafe way to give a twelve-year-old the ***** is to tease them about having a crush on someone.
ea49610 0
Its super effective!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP flinched!
ImmaB3AST 7
Right Boob Fainted!
Jdimp 1
12- nice picture
Flamedude101 4
OP sent out Left boob
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Ouchhh. o x o"
red1355 6
Hi.....
red1355 6
Im sorry i did not see you age until now.
Grimmerie 31
creeper alert.
pseudolife 4
Haha, serves you right for teasing him. Now you know not to tease him unless you want another fist punch on your breast.