Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
close your blinds op.
schwancy 2
Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.
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Comments (117)
Alliejaaaay 0
It's called window blinds or drapes? Maybe you should look into buying some of those, so everyone doesn't see you play with your boobs.
Peytonlikesme 0
How sad!!! Hahahahah Emó Gí®l wuz herez!!!
justbigbs 6
Self exam is a smart thing, too bad smart didn't mixed with common sense, next you'll find stuff missing from your house because you didn't lock the door
PhantomJen 0
Go tell the little creeper's parents that he was spying on you. With any luck they'll give him the decent punishment he deserves and he'll avoid your house in the future.
mas8394 0
Atleast next time you'll know to close the window and put covers over it.
clarkg 4
haha
cookievalentine 0
you have awesome teeth :)
rofflewaffle 9
YDI for having the window open when you were naked. Don't expect sympathy for something that's your own fault. Props to you for taking care of your health and all, but you totally set yourself up for that one. Also, if you are naked in your house with the window open, and the window is visible from the other private or public property, you can be charged with public indecency/nudity. So, congratulations. You are now a sex offender. ;)
littlefoott69 14
take the lesson of leaving the window open and have a laugh over giving the twelve year olds some thrills
A_Struggler 0
Wow. A lotta ppl dont seem to wanna give you a break. Theyre rite in that you should've known to close the curtains, but 'important' things lke that can smetimes jst slip the mind. A lotta kids these days r f*cking disgusting. They nd to grow a conscience, or get sh*t on.