Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
close your blinds op.
schwancy 2
Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.
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Comments (117)
Hystical 0
You might want to get those ******* checked out, one's bigger then the other :P
bibbzy 1
i Woould have went out and beat them up, my mom has cancer and she found it herself so that deffinately isn't funny
AtrumMessor 1
YDI for giving yourself a breast exam with the shades wide open. Way to be discreet, hussy.
CiaraLovesYouu 0
I love how youre touching your boobs right in front of a window. do it often?
insanelyXnikki 18
I would've pointed a shotgun at them just to watch them crap their pants lol
lolzkitty 0
go inbto the bathroom
snoopyF 9
emm...theres these new things, just came out, called curtains...it may be a good idea to invest in a pair...
brycizzle 0
I was one of them
daisiebud 18
"today, i couldn't believe it when a preteen boy and his friends, upon noticing a woman playing with her boobs, decided to watch." seriously, now?
sweethang26 7
Close the window maybe? I don't know, just a thought...