Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Game on
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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supaisu 0
that's kind of cute? nerdy, yeah. but not terrible.
livewire1701 8
so what? that's better than having to tell them you met in a bar. me and my fiancé met on wow purely by accident. if you find the person right for you who gives a shit how you met. what is important is that you met. if you're ashamed than that's your problem and you need to figure out why you care what other people think. if you are happy that is what is important. I wouldn't change a thing about me and my fiance's relationship because he is the love of my life.
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breenntt 0
wow. fyl.
GigglePony 13
That's pretty epic. /applaud
cooldukenukem 2
How the he'll is this an fml and why do you even need to tell your child right now? My girlfriend an I didn't meet on WoW but we play together and so does my sister and her husband. I'm sorry but I just don't see the fml here.
fmlwhoree 0
more like MLIA :)
RinaRina 9
I don't see why this is an FML either. i met my Fiancé on wow three years ago. we hardly ever argue, we have an awsome relationship, also when we game :) there is 12 million players world wide, it is more then normal. stop whining :)
CoonAndFriends 0
Agreed(:
Jizwold 0
whenever I think of wow I think of either fat people or people who are so addicted that they forget to eat and are therefore skinny
omerthebomber 4
lol
TheDrifter 24
I'm still trying to get over the fact that not only did a wow addict get laid, he found a geekette to have his offspring. That gives even me hope.
Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
Sad
KingDingALing 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah, whoever starts a relationship on WoW is a goddamn loser. That's like....starting a relationship over Xbox Live. Me and Sirin have a...close...relationship. We met here, but that doesn't count...
RinaRina 9
to meet over a dating site would be even more emberresing, thats when your desperate.
xander2347 0
OMG WOW IS NOT NORMAL ITS FOR NERDS WITH NO SEX LIFE THAT IS A HUGE FML
RinaRina 9
I play wow and i get plentæy with my Boyfriend? i also lnow a lot of my Wow friends get their part with their Partners, acturally i don't know any who play wow who dosent get any bed action, and i know quite a lot... Lol.
RinaRina 9
sorry about the typing mistakes :)
rallets 23
im playing WOW and having sex right now at the same time AND IT FELT SO GOOD!!!
Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
lol, WoW gets you laid?
Beebow_fml 5
It's not WoW, it's the people that don't know when to stop playing
Reyo 2
First off...seriously? I thought you lot weren't supposed to breed, let alone with each other. Secondly......lie?
elizzcbs13 0
haha love this fml. I play wow, and love it. but I have a boyfriend that I met in high school. whatever makes you happy. at least you have 1 thing in common. p.s. there is such a thing as hot gamers...nerds, whatever.
NeutralBear 0
There is no hiding that this is sad and don't make up stories of bed action.
rofflewaffle 9
I think it's sweet. I actually met my boyfriend on 4chan /b/, and now I've lived with him for two years (and then got him to play WoW with me). It's at least a better story than meeting at a random party or a bar. Some people may judge you, but if you're both happy then who cares? :)
daaron 3
that goes to show you never stop looking for love because you never know where it might just find you lol but World of Warcraft really wow lol I just got one question are you kids playing it or are they when they get older LMAO fyl
Lemonkiss 0
Lol me and my boyfriend play wow XD I still remember to eat (I'm still in good shape because I excercise and am not a couch potato) but he does forget to eat lol.
14MEDIC14 0
You mean this is a WIN
dragon0000 7
I know some one who's done that too and they've been to gather for like now 10 years I think
dedd4 0
um, do you like pay him gold to get laid? cause that's a good instigation for buying a membership ;)
Viciously_Me 1
Thats the same thing as meeting on WoW or xbox. I think it's safe to call this one a fail.
Pocahontas22_fml 0
dork (:
I_really_do_care 0
dang girl you lookn fine!!!
derek8888 0
what nationality are you?
Zmeilerr 22
More creepers. wow.
rgermain 0
Indian. Pocahontas duh.
CowSaysRawr 0
win.
humzizzl3 0
losersss !
xshadyshadow 0
82 - Pocahontas was NATIVE AMERICAN. She COULD just be fascinated by her. FML names don't usually mean a thing and are usually random, you know.
truthbetoldxoxo 0
geeks need love too! this is not a FML.
Hi_Itz_Me 0
#129, stfu. One, because it was obviously a joke. And two, no one wants to hear what you have to say.
Snowjob 0
it's cuz she's black and female huh? Anyways op, u shouldn't play WoW, u should be in the kitchen making ur husband sammiches.
supaisu 0
that's kind of cute? nerdy, yeah. but not terrible.
MonetVousAime 0
Nah, not too terrible. There are certainly worse places to meet.. like a family reunion. :)
MagicMushrooms 0
^ True.
ampsmagss 0
lol :) ^^
LDP2 0
Lmao!! @ 15
Alpaca_BAMF 8
WoW
Mirorbo 27
Darling, there's nothing wrong with that.
KyleIsSoFine 0
Darling, I ******* love your hairstyle :D Btw, fyl op.
Sun_Kissed18 25
I agree, there isn't anything wrong with it but it is awkward to explain haha. I hate explaining how I met some of my friends who I actually met on wow "Oh uhm... mutal friend who moved. you don't know them." awkward, but then I just say from WoW and they give me a look :P you get used to it
milky953 0
I'm an asshole on WoW so I can't really do shit like this...
xiaoxaio 5
is that where the nerd babies keep coming from?
MzKylz 0
WoW lol
Qluz 3
wow>aion or aion>wow
omerthebomber 4
Everquest>all
phillrust 1
haha yes!!EQ
wacky950 0
WoW a.k.a wow I just wasted all of my money
awsome13 10
Danger close! I love playing paintball with those guys (76)
SoccerForTheWin 5
Life>WoW
guitardude69 11
tera>WoW
DoomSkuller 28
RuneScape > WoW
livewire1701 8
so what? that's better than having to tell them you met in a bar. me and my fiancé met on wow purely by accident. if you find the person right for you who gives a shit how you met. what is important is that you met. if you're ashamed than that's your problem and you need to figure out why you care what other people think. if you are happy that is what is important. I wouldn't change a thing about me and my fiance's relationship because he is the love of my life.
tuninggamer 0
Dude, interpunction? Try it! Also try capitals! OP, isn't it the same as internet dating? And the love is what counts! ;)
hpfan777 0
ok, I don't mean to be an ass or anything, but I'm not even sure 'interpunction' is a word.... Maybe punctuation?
MonetVousAime 0
Interpunction IS a word. It simply means: The insertion of points between words or sentences. So yes, she means punctuation. :)
Jizwold 0
#7 the real question here is, are u fat?
RinaRina 9
My fiancé and i also met on wow, and we are not ashamed about it ^^ and not all wow gamers are fat, im not and if you look at the videos from Blizzcon, there are hot thin gaming babes dressed sexy as their wow characters, i know a Lot of hot wow gaming babes!
livewire1701 8
no I'm not fat and neither is my fiancé. lots of "normal" people play wow and not everyone is addicted.
nannu_nannu 1
"purely by accident" Are you sure you didnt talk about meeting BEFORE you met? Obviously it was by accident.
boatkicker 5
Someone else could have introduced them, and then it wouldn't be purely by accident.
livewire1701 8
By accident meaning we weren't using the game to find a date or to hit on people like some do. Neither of us were "looking", it just happened.
valdancer99 0
Escape the fate!!!!!
hohohomuryy 0
Yeah but at least if your at a bar, your being somewhat productive, your not sitting at home on the computerplaying a game. And plus, how so you all know these people that you meet aren't like, ****** up old men with no teeth? o.0
TheDrifter 24
My last girlfriend and I met on WoW. We were in the same guild and use ventrilo to communicate during raids and such. You can tell a lot about people from their voice. Long story short, she lived about fifteen hours away, but along my regular delivery route, so we met for coffee one day and things went from there.
rattusrattus 19
Aww, cute! [/sincerity]
restlessdork 2
that's so cool though :D you should tell him straight up though, just so he knows!
mrahhhhh 21
Did you start off slowly and go on raids together whilst flirting using the "whisper" command, or did he just immediately teabag you in a PvP? FML, I don't even own the game, yet I know this much of it's vocabulary. :(
Mirorbo 27
I don't think you 'teabag' in WoW, darling. At least, not to my knowledge...
alakomonus 0
yes you do push the key "x" repeatedly and you will teabag
Mirorbo 27
Huh...it certainly doesn't feel like that sort of feature belongs in such an environment.
kile88 2
bahaha yes you can teabag lol
Kua_Mei 0
Pressing the "X" key makes your character sit down if standing, and stand up if sitting.
amirawrx 8
Convince your child that WoW was once extremely popular.
cooldukenukem 2
Lol it still is. The only game that might be more popular than it right now is farmville.
TempestM 0
CoD !? I think most popular...
Jizwold 0
the majority of people would make fun of u for playing wow
daeval14 0
And obviously the majority of everyone on here doesn't care
omerthebomber 4
actually dude wow is more popular and it gets more and more popular every year
rattusrattus 19
32 - FARMVILLE?! Oh for crying out loud... seriously, play Harvest Moon, its a lot more fun.
lookahtmeh 0
lol hate to say it but yeah wow has like 11 million players..
amirawrx 8
COD is so much better, if my parents met on there I'd be so happy!
thejanguy 0
You can't compare games like CoD and WoW because they are very different types of games and apeal to different audiences. WoW is the most popular MMORPG whilst CoD is the most popular FPS. personally I love bouth.