Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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CitizenSnipz 0
Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!
doctorr_fml 9
that blows
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Comments (219)
chopsuey_45 0
ahahahaahhahahaha I'm guessing ur not very good at sucking dick cuz he was bored enough to grab a TWINKY (powerful stuff, I know.) and eat it instead of enjoying his not-so-good *******.
YeahFMLxX 0
King Ding Dong for teh win! Get it twinky lovers :D !
Kuruvi 0
vow he is so gay
chaos753159 4
clearly you've never eaten a twinkie
Jim9349 10
**** YOU GIRL let me start off, the "head" (why you call it that, you are obviously immature) is supposed to be like the best time, he could be like "ohh ohhh that feels so good" it could be while hes taking a dump (bumpkin) or while he is eating a twinkie if thats what he wants to do
shadowylove13 0
u must be terrible at blowin girl
OreoGrl9091 0
LMAO! what an asshole. id love for a guy to tell me im bad. i bite that shit off! yaaaa hearrrrd! lol and for all the guys say "you can give me head" get a hobby losers! obviously no girl want yo crusty ass dick. duh. =)
vale2199 0
clearly his priorities aren't organized. unless you really are bad in that case practice makes perfect.
pwincessa23 1
Dump that fatass and get urself a man that will enjoy that...
apfunction 0
how do you "look up sexilly"? especially since you could only really use your eyes to look.