fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Krissy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
jcooh0lla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cravings
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimate moment. However, he told me we could still keep at it while the oven preheated. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
sandwichsex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Top comments
Ramanella 26
It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.
xluciferx666 21
I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts
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Comments (133)
MrScarecrow 13
As long as you both finished, I don't see what the problem is
lolhailsatan 23
It says "the middle of sex" so I'm assuming that no, they did not both finish.
funsizedliz 16
I wouldn't be mad..
Soloman212 28
#9 you're ignoring the possibility that the mention of donuts brought them both immediately to climax.
wanted_2_want 40
Or.. It could be that he wants to use a new code word for something more kinky...
Drosophila82 18
Depends what donuts we're talking
Spankydamonkey 2
you sound like my wife #34.
Dougie_Bee 21
Some things are just more important
dreamful_artist 14
Not gonna lie, that's pretty funny.
Ramanella 26
It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.
ImmortalYu 11
and love don't forget love
datguy69s 21
maybe because having having sex with the doughnut could actually make him cum
DFMLharsh 20
Oh you're sick -_-
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Reminds me of that scene from Van Wilder.
coolbeansbruh 13
*donut
xluciferx666 21
I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts
TheBelt 19
I know right, who would say no to doughnuts.
chosha_fml 27
#6 Well sure, but why not get them after the sex, not during.
trex454 21
better yet why not get them during sex
joelp232 17
mayb its his way of lasting longer...though that is odd
Chiharo 15
Or maybe he just got hungry. Having sex makes people hungry o;
mellizaval 9
well??? what did you say?? u surely didn't turn down a good donut after good sex.
devildog562 33
Mmmm donuts .
EvilTurtle 35
D'oh!
igg125 30
I read both comments in Homers voice
whitetiger13131 26
5, I think that was the plan. ;)
skye147 20
CHOOSE THE FOOD. Who knows, it might give you more pleasure than your boyfriend.
OysterPearls 33
I heard that the section of your brain that produces dopamine after eating food is the same part that releases dopamine during sex, so you're not too far off!