Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
Today, I was at my uncle’s farm and his pig had piglets. They looked super adorable, so I picked one up. The poor thing started shrieking bloody murder. Mama pig wasn’t too happy. I have the stitches to prove it. FML
Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I ate at Waffle House for lunch, and had a Pork Chop Dinner. I'd never had it before, but I definitely I won’t get it again because later on I was getting ready for a shower and I try to let a fart out. Bad idea, because I shat all over my bathroom. Now I think I have food poisoning from it. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML
Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML
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lyndis_fml 0
Pity she didn't dissect you.
lindsaylikeomg 0
this reminded me of the trailer for the movie where they feed the baby pig bacon...
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Comments (106)
D94C 0
That sux... :(
ryguy997 0
YDI for not being Muslim= no pork/gelatin(e)
EvaMoon 0
I thought that was Jews :/ If not, no offence meant xxxxxxx
klumzy0123456789 6
when I disectef the pic the smell was also sickening
Giulii 0
e.e thats the reason why I'm a vegetarian haha
Fop 6
You're a vegetarian because you can't handle anatomy class? @OP: YDI for trying to do something you can't. Honestly, if you FAINT from your anatomy class, that's a good enough excuse not to go.
nazooer 11
Oh shut up "fop"
nam3 0
fop win
CyclonePsycho 1
If you don't try, then you don't know what you would be able to do. I've seen a lot of stupid FML comments before but never something like "YDI for trying something new."
realggirl 0
YDI if it's something that causes more suffering to exist in the world. Try new things but not at the expense of others.
amerrah 4
Shut up. It was the smell. Im prettt sure the OP isnt used to the scent of a pig thats dead for four days.
Shadow14l 0
91 - you can't smell the actual pigs, she fainted from the smell of the preservatives... which smells the same on day 1 to day 64
lindsaylikeomg 0
this reminded me of the trailer for the movie where they feed the baby pig bacon...
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Don't feed the pig bacon! that's just wrong! what movie was it, it's killing me.
saranottelling 7
The Spy Next Door... I think.
lifeinhd 3
Why not? We had a parrot once who loved chicken....
harmony88 0
That's like humans eating cows.... we're both mammals, just not the same species. Parrots are not the same species as chickens but they're both birds.
Gorillaninja 0
that movie is the spy next door btw.
YOULIVETODIE 0
FYL for having parents with horrible genetics.
YOULIVETODIE 0
lala
Nic_hole 0
ahhh poor pigs!! I hate eating pork, because my friend scarred me for life on how they get slaughtered :( so I don't eat it ever!!
Tigg3r 3
I don't eat big chunks of meat because I witnessed one get slaughtered.that cancels out steak,pork chops, and a lot of other big chunks of meat. I'll put up with ribs but only if they're coated in BBQ sauce.
harmony88 0
I've seen how animals are slaughtered and I still love meat.... to be perfectly fair, if the animals truly went through any suffering, the meat wouldn't be any good. That's why hunters have to be a good shot.... if the deer doesn't die right away, the meat is ruined by adrenaline and other fear hormones. It may be gruesome to watch a slaughter, but that doesn't negate the fact that it's quick, efficient and humane.
SkyShowers 0
You dissected a pig? What the **** is wrong with you you brute???
lyndis_fml 0
Pity she didn't dissect you.
Intellectualist 0
it's not like it was alive. It was already dead, I don't really think it cares. Are you an organ donor? If you are, they're going to disect you when you die!! Shit, think about that one.
020266t 5
yeah, dissect a live human next time
LifesLovelyRoses 4
maybe she is in anatomy were you dissect animals regularly. I'm in anatomy and we've dissected chicken wings, sheep brains and sheep hearts. smells not to pleasant :P
glutgyoogle 6
In most ADVANCED science classes there are lots of dissections. she probably dissected a fetal pig-- not a full grown pig. I've done sheep heart, frog, fetal pig, cow eyeball & rats for my biomedical class.
CitizenSnipz 0
Lindsay, THAT movie? ATTACK OF THE EVIL SUPER CANNIBAL BABY PIG!
CitizenSnipz 0
youlivetodie WTF you're such an ass. stop trolling FML!
YOULIVETODIE 0
Your the one trolling, Bitch!
ily1210 10
HTAT IS HILARIOUS OMFG FYL i laffed so hard