Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
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Jimboom 12
Don't feel too bad. Dogs fashion senses are outdated.. I mean they are still wearing fur.. thats so 1900's!
DocBastard 40
And when you need help with your homework, I presume you ask the cat? For financial advice, you turn to your stuffed bear?
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Comments (91)
fallcakes 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!
TookiMyCooki 0
Haha if I was your brother, I wouldn't of stopped laughing, either.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down Ohh, nooo So don't you bring me down today
uzee 29
But you have to admit it was funny how it coincidentially fit together as if the dog threw up because of seeing her :D
Mesocoollike 8
16, why do you keep writing lyrics on different FML's? It's so fascinating....
TechnoTaco 0
Your dog really is a bitch then. *boom boom tss!* ;]
KiddNYC1O 22
"wouldn't of"? Oh, God.
fakeaccountX 6
She was telling you to throw up more so that you lose weight and can actually fit in your dress.
willou35_fml 13
hehe
lolaisagirl 0
lol nice
comment11111 39
I would laugh too, hilarious!
Oblique 0
I'm pretty sure your not as pretty as you think ...
NyopQ 6
That pic is hilarious
NightMarePuppy 0
OP is pretty! That dog is a bitch
babygir1998 0
well just look at ur pic!!
KalieRanee 4
Says the persin whos picture looks like a gorillas butt.. Thats a face not even a mother can love!
lalalambaabaa 3
technically, yeah, lol
supaisu 0
hopefully you'll look back on this and laugh, OP.
katie662 0
that sucks
pinkpillowz 0
hahaha 3 your picture is as funny as the FML!!
shelbysnowstorm 0
and this is why you dont ask your dog for an opinion(;
kylelove 8
That's exactly what I was going to say!!!!!
tacobird123 7
LMAFO XD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimboom 12
Don't feel too bad. Dogs fashion senses are outdated.. I mean they are still wearing fur.. thats so 1900's!
baileysinashoe12 0
hahahahaha
eddieyes 0
lmfao u made my day
iDoWhatiWantTo 0
HAHA wow that is just amazing best thing all day
GemmaAnne 10
Or they are ******* color blind oh wait you might not know that!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, it's pretty much a brother's job to tease you about stuff like that. Be a little less vain. Fishing for compliments from a dog? Pathetic.
mintcar 10
You asked your dog? That's the real FML here.
skyttlz 32
it was probably just a casual "how do I look." sometimes I ask myself in my head so maybe OP was just thinking out loud
flickrus 0
HAHAHAHA I would laugh at you 2...and I am
DocBastard 40
And when you need help with your homework, I presume you ask the cat? For financial advice, you turn to your stuffed bear?
stronghand0331 17
No Doc, that's preposterous. She'd most likely ask the hamster for financial advice.
that1guyyy 12
people talk to their pets for fun all the time knowing they cant fully understand and respond. stop blowing this out of proportion and thinking you're clever
DocBastard 40
You mean my mommy was wrong? I'm not a clever boy because I made a silly joke about a silly FML? Oh no! Whatever shall I do??? Shut up, son. The only person blowing anything out of proportion is you. Learn how to recognize a joke.
stronghand0331 17
Excuse me fella, just because Doc made a funny doesn't mean he's blowing anything out of proportion. Therefore, you can proceed to stuck that in your juice box and SUCK it.
shadyecko 0
46- Hahahahahaha that was so funny! I'm just screwing with you, you suck. Dont insult DocBastard or his daughter.