Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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katied4224 0
HA! KiKi is MY nickname.... Make a Sim of him fat and ugly!
TheBicycleDay 0
You'd better find out who the **** this Kiki is! lol
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Comments (128)
katied4224 0
HA! KiKi is MY nickname.... Make a Sim of him fat and ugly!
The_Snowy 0
are you calling yourself fat and ugly?
NSZ 0
She is saying his mistress' name is her nickname, and that she should make the husband fat and ugly. Where is the world did you comprehend her saying that she was fat and ugly? :/
RJB 0
i Think you might be stupid and blind. Stupid because you cant comprehend two different statements and blind becuase you apparently can't read.
lolbulla 0
lol its only a girly video game, so who gives a poop
Wombats111 0
OMG he is cheating on you in a computer game. You should go on his sims acount and dump him. If you werent dead already that is.
DizzyDemon0 9
it's a freaking life simulation...calm the **** down...he's playing out his fantasy life in a stupid game that shouldn't even be around..and the game is played mostly by 13 year old girls. Enjoy
jessiana7 0
He killed the cyber you, I wonder who's next......
ericabella18 0
LMFAO. Kiki. sounds like he wants to be married to a stripper.
Bitty98204 0
he plays the sims relli? how old is he? tell him to grow up. and welcome to reality
awthatsucks 0
Anyone can play Sims 3, not just little girls, you know. It's the 3rd best selling game franchise, Mario being first and Pokémon 2nd. I play Sims 3, I pre-ordered the ******* collector's edition, and i'm 21.
mjbjenkins 0
It doesn't need to be a sim ;)
evilplatypus 39
28 - That's a HUGE overreaction to something stupid. 67 - it doesn't matter who should (in your opinion) play Sims. It was a symbolic gesture. Would you have preferred he burn her in effigy?
yazzih 0
lmao.. i would watch my back if i were you.
newbzoors 0
MUAHAHAHA he was just planning the attack using sims....
lordbane 0
LOL
TheBicycleDay 0
You'd better find out who the **** this Kiki is! lol
penelope_fml 2
Check his phone ;)
Pb_lily 0
That Kiki bitch is always up in peoples' bid-nezz.
mygiraffe 1
kiki stands for pussy in Tagalog
Spigs 0
lmao. The Sims 3 isn't so great anyway. So in itself, I think he's being punished. But still, get some cheats and completely remake his Sim or remake yourself or something. lol
RESTAREA 0
Not to make this into a sims debate, but I have to agree. I think somewhere in EA's quest to get to "uncanny valley" with sims, the game lost its charm... I don't find it as fun as Sims 2, or as addicting for that matter. But who knows, maybe some expansion packs will change my mind. OP: Don't worry, a long time ago my father made a sims version of our family. My mom ended up dying in a house fire and my brothers and I were sent to military school for not doing our homework! (Ahhh, Sims 1, good times) As long as you don't meet anyone named Kiki IRL, I think you are ok... xD
awthatsucks 0
Yeah. In some ways the Sims 3 is an improvement from Sims 2, but they just got rid of too much of the good stuff and made Sims 3 pretty crap.
beffburger 0
yep, the sims 3 sucks, and now I'm stuck with it cause I gave away all my sims 2 games.
Nissi 17
Ahahah! Ah, geez. FYL, hun.
CallMeHush 1
Now that is funny! Thanks for the morning laugh.
anthrodraco 0
Eh. Not really an FML. I do weird shit to my Sims all the time. That doesn't necessarily mean that what is happening in the game is happening in real life. YDI for being an idiot that's concerned about a videogame.
_Noon_ 0
I once created this really sick-looking monster and named it after my brother. Just for fun. He probably was doing the same. And if not, well, than I would start writing your will.
invis 0
Just be glad he didn't do it in real life... yet.
666midnight 0
LMAO! This made me laugh so much xD