Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
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Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
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spazztcat16 0
neither will I.... oh god
IsaacYorkHawk 0
Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.
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Comments (144)
tnae2 0
haha
nam3 0
i dont get i would compare it to the cat in the boots
guitardedman 0
i'd rather enjoy pussy than some shitty kids movie...
cms_family 0
that. I never wnated to picture...ew
alex112094 5
you? youre a pussy?
thatonek1d 0
sounds like something my bio teacher would do. she actually showed us how to put on a condom. and she said if we had any questions needed help or needed or wanted condoms to talk to her. fmbc. f my bio class
storm777 0
I kno exactly how she compare them. shrek ears look like where the ovaries are
gntfmlingnow 12
117 she offered you guys condoms and you're complaining?
rock4climber 9
oh god now, thanks to you, i won't be able to watch it either lol
Daaniellee1234 8
ahaha oh god.
ashleyl87 0
Olio
spazztcat16 0
neither will I.... oh god
CyclonePsycho 1
Wut? How does that work? xD
f_alltheirlives 3
PUSSY TROLL
AGGoddess 2
It's just one movie. I don't see how your life is ****** because of that.
allco 0
I think you take this too seriously
number1dukie 0
If I had to pick a movie to never see again, shrek woul be in the top ten. LMFAO about ur teacher. he reminds me of my health teacher
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
It's four movies, actually
tbaaaby 0
I don't see how this is a fml. ha but it's funnny
gmc_blossom 21
Maybe Shrek was one of the OPs favorite movies and the teacher ruined it for them.
actress5698 1
u-huh
lucifer69_fml 0
mmm ovaries
MeatSucks777 0
what is wrong with you?!
chaos753159 4
ö that is scary
IsaacYorkHawk 0
Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.